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#8186

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May 23, 2019, 9:51 p.m.

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//At the band picnic, the band kids are goofing around and throwing water bottles //Ben misses a catch and the water bottle hits the ground, splashing an unsuspecting Joseph Zenick with water Colin (whispering): It's funnier 'cause it's Joseph.

#8185

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May 23, 2019, 1:16 p.m.

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//Watching a presentation in bio Shariar: Local organisms Subtitles: Local orgasms Sloe: Local orgasms Max: Outsource your orgasms to China

#8184

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May 22, 2019, 6:06 p.m.

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//Eli trying to convince Kaz that he does useful things Eli: I can draw a Big Chungus in 20 seconds! Isn't that useful? Haydn: That straddles the line between useful and useless things. Eli: *hairflip* See? It S T R A D D L E S the L I N E!

#8183

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May 21, 2019, 3:33 p.m.

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Rose: We have two minutes left, and I have a fourteen minute discussion for you.

Testing is messing up his schedule

rose

#8182

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May 21, 2019, 1:18 p.m.

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//Sophomore bio with sloe Sloe: Who knows what's causing our 6th mass extinction? Someone: God

sloe

#8181

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May 21, 2019, 12:18 p.m.

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Sam: Y’know I was kinda hoping they DIDN’T put a one liner description of a student’s sex life in the yearbook... Anonymous: That’s what superlatives are for

#8173

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May 17, 2019, 10:27 a.m.

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Gonzalez: Catherine with a C, Catherine with a K, Catherine with a Y...

#8172

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May 17, 2019, 10:03 a.m.

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Gonzalez: A lot of my childhood subconscious is my sister yelling at me

#8171

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May 16, 2019, 9:49 p.m.

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//Kaz is discussing how ARML is at the same time as the filming of his AP Lit project and he has to choose one to skip Ben: You're actually just living out the third act of High School Musical

#8170

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May 16, 2019, 9:45 p.m.

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//Discrete Math, discussing a K3,3 graph in terms of resources going to people's houses Rose: So, Sophia doesn't get any love because her love is blocked by Emmanuel's bacon pipe