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#7291

55

March 5, 2018, 10:41 a.m.

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Sushanth: You can rho your boat, but can you p your boat?

#7290

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March 5, 2018, 10:02 a.m.

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//A Japanese student is following Elaine around //20 minutes into achem, Pham still hasn’t noticed that she’s there Pham: Do we have new student? Please introduce yourself to the class. //She quietly says her name and that she’s from Japan Pham: Oh you Japanese? I couldn’t tell, all asian look the same!

#7288

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March 2, 2018, 9:49 a.m.

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//While thinking about how to solve a statistics problem Noah Singer: wait, okay... okay... First off, I need a tambourine.

#7287

1717

March 1, 2018, 9:21 p.m.

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//imitating pham Student: I have one less paper to grade if you eat the hydrogen peroxide

#7284

1010

March 1, 2018, 12:39 p.m.

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Mr Schwartz walks into period 5 Precalc Mr.Schwartz:Do you see how sin of x equals u Students:Yes Mr.Schwartz:Then you divide both sides by sin x, six equals one and the universe explodes

#7283

17

March 1, 2018, noon

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Haddad: My knee feels like it’s coming out. Coming out of the closet. My knee is gay.

#7282

511

Feb. 28, 2018, 3:32 p.m.

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*Telon hugs Andrew* Kaluta: awwww *everyone laughs* *street walks in* Street: I'm so confused... *Telon is still hugging Andrew* Street: Well I mean, Andrew is a pretty good looking guy.

#7281

1616

Feb. 28, 2018, 12:12 p.m.

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//Street opens door and whacks Daniel, who is sitting against the wall Street: Oh who did I squash this time? //Sees Daniel Ge Street: Oh its an asian boy we have enough of those in the magnet. I can squash this one.

#7279

1826

Feb. 28, 2018, 8:25 a.m.

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//AP Micro talking about different governments Ryan Tse: Communism is the worst form of government. Jonathan Berkowitz *sarcastically* : What about just killing everyone? Ryan: Fine. Communism is the worst reasonable form of government.

#7275

-816

Feb. 27, 2018, 3:17 p.m.

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Aviva: Hey lets use these Japanese interviews to argue the pro side! In reality, they were all Japanese spies displeased because they could not do their spy stuff.

Clearly, this is the correct side to argue to receive an A on your essay.

history, japanese, aviva