#11776

48

April 20, 2023, 11:05 a.m.

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Andy: I'm actually going to sleep early tonight. Jerry Song: Why sleep early tonight? Jerry: Sleep late tonight so you can sleep early tomorrow. Burnout schedule!

#11774

913

April 20, 2023, 9:37 a.m.

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// Among us drawn on board Michael Wang: Among us! Smolen: He’s the impostor! Kick him out!

#11773

1616

April 20, 2023, 8:21 a.m.

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Ostrander: Magnet students study a lot about waves, but they still don't know how to say hi to you in the morning. Schafer: That's because I control the gradebook and they're scared of me.

#11772

1616

April 19, 2023, 4:53 p.m.

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Rose: "I am drunk with power after evading the fire marshall. I feel like I can do anything."

#11771

79

April 19, 2023, 3:10 p.m.

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// The window is open, we can hear people from outside Seat: Hang on, gimme a second. *Seat closes the window* Seat: Stop having fun!

#11770

1414

April 19, 2023, 12:27 p.m.

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Rose: if i were a biology teacher, i would just like do math all the time

#11769

1313

April 18, 2023, 8:46 p.m.

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Katz: What's the official spelling of "Checkmeister"? Stein: Check -- and ... Joseph: "Check" with a K or "cheque" with a Q? Stein: Neither. //Stein goes to board, writes "✓meister"

#11768

39

April 18, 2023, 8:44 p.m.

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//chaotic stein anthology, april 18 "For those of you who like taking standardised tests -- which is not me ..." "You know what's your real friend? Copy-and-paste." "Now, if we the Checkmeister is not paying attention, or is sleeping, or is playing chess in her class -- we stare at her, and there is a long pause, and we might impeach the Checkmeister -- with a two-thirds vote, of course." "ChaAaAaArt! ChaAaAaArt! ChaAaAaArt! Sorry, I've broken down. It's my 29th year, and I've finally broken down. ChaAaAaArt!" "The maths is usually not the issue. The issue is usually the youth not wanting to check assumptions. Because the youth don't want to write complete sentences." "The youth don't like typing sentences! The youth like copy-and-paste." "Imagine you have 50 iguanas in your hand."

#11767

1012

April 18, 2023, 5:48 p.m.

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Sophia: Can I interview you? Evan: On what? Sophia: You just have to tell me your opinions on China

#11766

66

April 18, 2023, 3:09 p.m.

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// NSL Pd. 9 Michael: A super racist interest group could lobby Senators to pass an amendment that mandated segregation on juries. Dylan: Oh, that's so smart!