#8087

9193

April 5, 2019, 5:25 p.m.

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//Complex //Haydn ties the window's pull cord to a stool, then places a pen on the string and lets go. The pen moves along the rope and hits the chair //Class looks at Haydn Schwartz: I have a story to tell about this. When I took AP Environmental Science-- do you guys still do that? The easiest way to pass the test is to pick the option closest to "Humans suck, and if we keep doing whatever we're doing, we're screwed". Environmental science is actually interesting, but the test was awful. Anyways, I finished in 45 minutes and had an hour left. It was also my last test, so I had all my AP student labels, and there were tissues, paper, pencils, and other instruments on a table we could go to. By using my student labels as adhesive, I constructed a sailboat during that hour, and whenever the proctor made their rounds, I would blow the sailboat from one end of the desk to the other.

#8086

3642

April 5, 2019, 11:31 a.m.

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//talking about sat day Rose: we're going to have 40 people in this room Bracklinn: you could take out the desks and hang people from the ceiling Rose: It's moments like these when I realize that you are a weird kid.

#8083

7373

April 4, 2019, 11:18 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry //Dzhu helping Reynald with geogebra Rose: Oh no... when Daniel Zhu is at the computer, weird things start to happen. //later Rose: Okay, Daniel Zhu, explain Pascal's theorem in an intuitive way to me. Daniel: So... Rose: NO COMPLEX NUMBERS! Daniel: Consider the equation for a hyperbola in complex form.

#8082

4042

April 4, 2019, 2:52 p.m.

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//Horne Period 1, room 242, earthquake drill //Class is incredulous about how the third floor was called down before the second Horne: That's because all of the magnets are on the third floor. They are more important than you guys.

#8079

4749

April 4, 2019, 9:05 a.m.

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//During 1st period earthquake drill //Sub telling us to be quiet Oscar: Guys be quiet, or else the earthquake will hear us!

#8078

5254

April 3, 2019, 7:32 p.m.

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//After a contingent of seniors has attempted unsuccessfully to get into Rose's room for lunch. Rose: Man, these nerdy magnet students are so afraid of Blair they have to go and find a corner to hide in.

#8077

4850

April 3, 2019, 3:15 p.m.

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Anonymous: The second worst enemy of anti-vaxxers is vaccines. The first is natural selection.

#8075

3236

April 3, 2019, 10:03 a.m.

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Gabaree: If you're gonna be arrested, do it as a minor!

#8074

3335

April 3, 2019, 8:02 a.m.

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//sophomore bio with sloe, talking about wallops Sloe: Okay, now where is Wallops in relation to Ocean Shitty?

#8073

2628

April 3, 2019, 8 a.m.

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//sophomore bio with sloe Sloe: Are you okay Sujay? You look pissed Sujay: I'm fine Rajit: *stage-whispering* It's okay!!! Say you're not fine!!!