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⚐ ReportHammond: je n'attraperai pas de frisbees dans ma bouche. Hammond: It's in a french phrase book for cats. Hammond: It's in there with "I will come when called" and "I will not eat what I'm not supposed to."
#10872
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⚐ Report// Sameer is on his phone Stein: Are you texting your mom? Stein: Tell her you love her.
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⚐ ReportStudent: As a very wise person once said, with great power comes great responsibility. Tinsley: Nooooooo! Nooooooo! *faceplants into desk* Tinsley: I don’t know how you guys found my kryptonite so early.
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⚐ Report//PD 2 Lang. Students had to read one of two articles and teach it to their partners. Horne (to Reed): I'm sure you're an expert on the Serio article because Raun is a much better teacher than I am, right? *Reed nods* Horne: You're not supposed to be nodding!!
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⚐ Report// Solomon’s poem about Mr. Kirk’s word problem Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank The poop permeated and god it stank Iris and Yoda crazy like the mad matter Filling the tank with fecal matter Iris and Yoda might seem cutie But they always do their duty Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank And the brown stuff slowly sank Cause Iris and Yoda both pooped in the tank
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⚐ Report// Chris Jin is humming Cotton-Eyed Joe in orgo Andy: You know the song is about STDs right? Chris: Maybe electrons are STDs.
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⚐ Report*weird smell in Hinkle's room* Nolawi: smells like a dead rat in here Hinkle: Nah, more like a mouse