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#12233

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Oct. 2, 2023, 4:04 p.m.

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//drawing triangles-in-square proof of Pythagorean theorem Rose: I'm not even putting in much effort, and it's coming out kinda well. Rose: This has been a lesson on effort. //Rose proceeds to absent-mindedly walk backwards and knock over a stack of boxes

#12232

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Oct. 2, 2023, 4:02 p.m.

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Rose, drawing a terrible square and getting criticised: Sometimes, teachers need some positivity, such as by lying. //students compliment Rose's continued drawing, which is still terrible Rose: See, I know you're lying, but it still makes me happy. Positivity's just like that.

#12128

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Sept. 15, 2023, 9:08 a.m.

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Student: i don't know how to draw Bill Nye Student: he's so wrinkly

#9556

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Dec. 8, 2021, 12:36 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is explaining an energy problem, and just drew a simplified dog. Michael (sarcastically): That is a GREAT dog! Schafer: Well, thank you, can you do any better? Michael: Just saying. That dog looks like one of Picasso's cats. Michael: ...That's not a compliment, by the way. Schafer: I know. If you were my ear, I would make like Van Gogh. Schafer: ...That's not a compliment, by the way.

#8919

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Jan. 21, 2021, 1:09 p.m.

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Kirk: I'm gonna draw -- a little box ... Kirk: Fill it in, with, y'know ... whatever

#8893

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Jan. 14, 2021, 10:17 a.m.

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Kirk: I wonder if there's a parametric equation that can *draaaaww* Picasso's paintings Kirk: ... probably exists

#8839

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Dec. 18, 2020, 10:16 a.m.

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Schafer: And I *hand-drew* it at the bottom so you could laugh at my drawing

#8778

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Dec. 1, 2020, 10:14 a.m.

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Schafer: When you look at my picture here, you can tell that I drew it all by myself, right? Schafer: It looks terrible.

#8636

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Oct. 6, 2020, 3:22 p.m.

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// Introducing tiger-jumping-to-shark physics problem Schafer: I don't understand you kids these days. *This is the most exciting problem you've ever seen.* // A bit later, lamenting his bad drawing Schafer: Now, the tiger looks like ... a diseased starving rat with orange stripes. And the shark -- it looks like an angry goldfish with teeth. The reality is: I can't really draw very well.

#8400

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Nov. 25, 2019, 11:56 a.m.

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Lena: just gonna draw a triangle— *draws a rectangle*

Knowing lena you really don’t want to see the final result

art, drawing