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#12698

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Dec. 9, 2023, 12:51 p.m.

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*Mandy, Leila and Katie transcribing the vocals of a song as notes to practice* Katie, on guitar: Try an F for that Leila, on flute: *plays an F* Mandy: That's too high, try an E Leila: *plays an E* Katie: Too flat, it's E# Leila and Mandy, confused: So F Katie: No not F, E# *plays a heavily bent E, it's exactly the right pitch* Mandy: That's an E but 25 cents sharp! Leila: *staring in confusion* Me: Exactly, an E#!

#12691

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Dec. 7, 2023, 6:17 p.m.

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// STAN senior act meeting Mandy: O'Donovan corner, how are you guys doing? Andy: We're cooking! Anannya: The food is on fire! Armand: The kitchen is burning down! Mandy: Keep cooking! I want everything burned down! Andy: It's all ashes at this point.

#12230

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Oct. 2, 2023, 1:55 p.m.

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// Delaney is talking about his wife’s IVF again Delaney: and then, in January 2014, Cora [his younger child] was born— Mandy: oh wait you’re talking about your wife!

#11511

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Feb. 5, 2023, 10:14 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose is explaining how logical if works using a promise as an analogy //In the story, Mr. Rose's wife promised "If school is cancelled, I'll buy you a panda." Mr. Rose: If school doesn't get cancelled, but she still buys me a panda, then what? Mandy: She's a keeper! //Everybody laughs, including Mr. Rose Rose: Well, she's a *promise* keeper.

It's actually a true story; that's why he has the stuffed panda in his classroom.

rose, mandy, mrs. rose

#10478

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April 25, 2022, 2:44 p.m.

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Rao: Are you going to be making any drawings that will give me nightmares? Mandy: Uhhh...maybe?

#10139

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March 3, 2022, 2:54 p.m.

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Mandy: I loved the ending because everyone died.

#9626

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Dec. 14, 2021, 5:20 p.m.

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Duval: Do you want to, like, scare Mandy to pieces? Is that your goal in life?

#9591

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Dec. 10, 2021, 2:26 p.m.

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Mandy: Diego, why are you here? Diego: 'Cause I'm in this class ... right? Diego: See, this is especially confusing, because I'm the kind of guy who doesn't know what classes he has.

#9474

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Dec. 1, 2021, 7:57 p.m.

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// pd. 6 rose, learning about limits // up on the board is a function such that half of its values approach 1 and the the other half approach -1 rose: what if i were to say the limit of this function is 1? i say so because i can get as close to as 1 as you want. rose: now one of you has to prove me wrong. mandy: *raises her hand* rose: mandy! destroy me!! mandy: you can get as close to 1, but i can also get as close to -1. rose: mandy just just fought my wishy-washy logic with more wishy-washy logic.

lol i forgot exactly what the function was //mod note see 9472

rose, mandy

#3381

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May 18, 2011, 7:53 p.m.

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// In stat the juniors are talking about the annoying annual Huck Finn essay Mandy: Remember Shakib's essay? // Laughter Shakib: It was amazing, but Ms. Gross gave me a zero. Mandy: You wrote your entire essay about how Jim and Huck were gay for each other. Shakib: You're just jealous because my essay is better than all your Silver Chips articles. Class: Ooooooh.