#6502

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June 7, 2017, 11:39 a.m.

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Student: Hey, Michelle, what's your name?

#6479

44

May 26, 2017, 4:24 p.m.

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//Peeking under card that's peeling off of the table Michelle: This card only has one side... Michelle: Shouldn't cards have two sides?

#4749

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Feb. 10, 2014, 6:38 p.m.

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//Walking into Thermo Kirkendall: *sigh* this just isn't my week. Michelle: Jacob, it's Monday. Kirkendall: ...yeah, I know...

#4248

57

Oct. 11, 2012, 9:51 p.m.

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//Before marching band, Michelle lost a game of plank Jenga and is stuck on the band room floor Adam: By lying on that floor you accept the terms and conditions of syphilis.

#4018

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March 5, 2012, 4:41 p.m.

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Michelle: Hey Mr. Pham, he said you sound like an owl. Pham (with emphasis): WHO? //Class laughs

#3643

22

Oct. 5, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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Michelle: Stop studying. Get a life. Spend time on the computer.

#3438

55

June 2, 2011, 5:02 p.m.

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// Michelle is feeling sad, and Mr. Stein gives a speech about how we're too young to be feeling sad Stein: So we've learned three things today. One, we've learned that you're all too young to be sad. Whatever it is, you'll be alright. Andy G: What if you had terminal cancer? Class: *laughs* Stein: Michelle, do you have terminal cancer? Michelle: No... Stein: Then everything's alright.

#2881

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Feb. 7, 2011, 6:18 p.m.

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Pham: Is water safe? Class: Uh...yes. Pham: What? No! Class: ... Pham: Why water not safe? Michelle: I don't know... Pham: Easy! I take you to the middle of the ocean and drop you in!

#2693

511

Dec. 16, 2010, 8:33 p.m.

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//regarding physics of music day MyungJee: Hey Alex, will you play with me? Alex: ... Katherine: Ehh...that's what she said.

#2667

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Dec. 14, 2010, 2:04 p.m.

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Jessica: I don't HAVE any worth! What are you smoking?