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#3625

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Oct. 1, 2011, 6:59 p.m.

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//On the bus waiting for people to get on. Saurav is standing on the bus wheel. Bus driver: You better not be standing on the seat!!! Saurav: I'm not standing on the seat. I'm standing on the bus...hump...thingie.... Bus driver: The bus hump thingie? Saurav: You know, that bump that sticks out.... Bus driver: That's called the wheel! Saurav: Oh yeah...that thing....the wheel...

#3260

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April 26, 2011, 4:10 p.m.

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//On the bus Lisa: Rafa, promise me you'll find Quang an awesome person to marry. Rafa: I'll get him a hooker. Lisa: You would marry a hooker. Rafa: I married you...what does that say? Lisa: Bad move on my part.

#2937

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Feb. 16, 2011, 8:31 p.m.

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//Discussing an art project/presentation in Cell Phys Bosse: Well, I generally don't like to get things in pieces, but one year a student left their model on the bus and got all upset about it and had to present their project anyway. Then the next day the bus driver found the organelle...

#2736

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Jan. 1, 2011, 5:09 p.m.

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//During a random conversation on the bus between Khoa, Brian and Billings. Khoa: On a scale of one to khoasome how good is it? Billings: Did you really just say khoasome?!?! Khoa: Yes, yes I did.

#2705

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Dec. 21, 2010, 5:46 p.m.

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Visiting Magnet Alumnus: Yeah, I took the [school] bus from Wood this morning. Schafer: I bet the driver looked at you and just went 'just another magnet kid.'  I could ride the bus from there, and they'd probably say 'Just another magnet kid.'

#2484

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Nov. 5, 2010, 5:33 p.m.

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Whitacre: I don't care about them buses. Get out and walk!

#2268

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Oct. 4, 2010, 3:47 p.m.

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//on the bus playing liars Connie: I have a six. Anybody else have a six? Avikar: No but I have a nine. Mufasa: Was that a subtle pick up line?