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Feb. 7, 2024, 4:01 p.m.

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Schwartz: You end up with a circle. //draws sloppy circle in appropriate place Schwartz: ... yeah, that's a circle. //writes "circle" and draws arrow to sloppy circle Schwartz: Now it's a perfect circle.

#12983

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Feb. 5, 2024, 4:56 p.m.

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Schwartz, writing the real number 5: What's the conjugate of a real number? Kelin: 5 Schwartz: "What did we learn in Complex Analysis today? That the conjugate of any real number is 5."

#12965

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Feb. 1, 2024, 7:40 p.m.

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// Doing a simple proof in complex Schwartz: *opens Baby Rudin, hands book to River* Schwartz: Read the proof. River: The proof is trivial.

#12964

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Feb. 1, 2024, 4:13 p.m.

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Schwartz: I'm just playing around with symbols, as is all of maths. Schwartz: *looks out the window* Good. Rose isn't here to hear that.

#12963

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Feb. 1, 2024, 4:10 p.m.

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Schwartz: Of course, you'll be majoring in maths in college, because maths is the most important subject Schwartz: ... or you might major in an inferior subject. You are allowed to make poor life choices and not major in maths.

#12925

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Jan. 30, 2024, 4:11 p.m.

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//Schwartz introduces "isomorphism" Kelin: That's bad grammar. It should be "I'm so morphism".

#12924

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Jan. 30, 2024, 4:09 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, january 30 "[Despicable Me character = Vector = complex numbers] is technically correct, which is the best kind of correct." "This class has Analysis 2 as a prereq. I am the only person at Blair teaching Analysis 2. How convenient." "How can I ask this question in a way that doesn't give everything away?" "You know you're really getting far in maths when they no longer treat your name as a proper noun, but write it in lowercase." "Wow, we got to this part of the lesson in 30 minutes. That's a new record. ... Don't clap for that. It's not an achievement. We just did things in a different order." "What's purple and commutes? ... An abelian grape. ... Don't laugh at that." "How can complex numbers be real if our eyes aren't real?" "Zero's just a concept. It's a state of being." "[The butterfly lemma] doesn't actually look like a butterfly -- but we pretend it does to make the person who named it happy."

#11999

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June 16, 2023, 8:29 a.m.

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// Last day of school Schwartz: You guys have 4 hours of school left, suck it up! Schwartz: The next time I will tell you to wake up at 8 will be February if you're taking complex next year. Schwartz: I should send all of you guys an email during the summer that says "URGENT: Wake up."

#11824

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May 10, 2023, 7:32 p.m.

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Evan Wu: Complex [Analysis] meetings are a normal thing that everyone should do [in high school]. Math Team is for nerds.

#10908

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Oct. 3, 2022, 8 a.m.

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// kwu malding about how easy to understand a presentation is Justin: ohh so its a donut Kwu: Yes, you just mod out the complex plane by a parallelogram