#12989

66

Feb. 6, 2024, 2:09 p.m.

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Jorgensen: Now fold it so that it looks like a placard, like one you can use at your friends wedding Jorgensen: Maybe your own wedding in 20 years? Jorgensen: How old are you guys again? Like 15?

#12966

55

Feb. 2, 2024, 9:36 a.m.

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Jorgensen: Pay Attention! Jorgensen: cuz I like attention

#12935

55

Jan. 31, 2024, 10:41 a.m.

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Jorgensen: Bill Nye was an electrical engineer before he was Bill Nye Jorgensen: well he was always Bill Nye you know what I meant Jorgensen: I'm gonna walk away

#12930

88

Jan. 31, 2024, 9:39 a.m.

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Jorgensen: Did you guys learn about earthquakes? //Class shakes head Jorgensen: I gotta talk to Lodal about this //Later Jorgensen: Do you guys know of the Vomit Comet? //Class shakes head Jorgensen: I gotta talk to Schafer about this Jorgensen: Just kidding

#12929

68

Jan. 31, 2024, 9:33 a.m.

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Jorgensen: If you're not a STEM magnet student talk to me so we can get you into the right class Jorgensen: I think we're good here though Jorgensen: I've been looking at you guys' pictures Jorgensen: That sounds creepy...

#12731

44

Dec. 14, 2023, 5:34 p.m.

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Penn: You see, the thing you'll notice about water, is that it doesn't actually change temperature - A few moments later after various incredulous stares - Penn: Wait- I meant-

#11641

46

March 6, 2023, 3:14 p.m.

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Kaluta: I’m so fun they call me mushroom.

#11576

1212

Feb. 15, 2023, 3:19 p.m.

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Kaluta: people thought the third-pounder [burger] was smaller than the quarter-pounder, because “oh four is less than three!” Kaluta: this is why so many people died of covid.

#11573

711

Feb. 15, 2023, 9:49 a.m.

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Kaluta: Can you read what's on the meter? David: Overlord

#11569

99

Feb. 14, 2023, 2:44 p.m.

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//measuring resistance of a lightbulb Kaluta: [to Tiancheng] you’re going to hold it Tiancheng: I’m going to hold it? Kaluta: Well *I’m* not going to hold it, it’s gonna get hot!