#8729

1010

Nov. 11, 2020, 11:18 a.m.

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Ahrens: One person was bringing diamonds, and another person was bringing a pineapple.

#8704

15

Oct. 29, 2020, 11:18 a.m.

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Izzett: Someone said their respiratory system would process oxygen. Izzett: That is *fabulous*. We all wish our respiratory systems processed oxygen.

#8680

13

Oct. 22, 2020, 1:32 p.m.

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Ahrens: So how do we protect against voting fraud now? Ahrens: You may not know. Ahrens: That's okay -- because you're not necessarily voting ...

#7432

1717

April 20, 2018, 8:11 a.m.

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//Mr. Hinkle discussing a test he needs to take to teach World History Mr. Hinkle: So I have to take a test about a class I've been teaching for 20 years! Haydn: So you know world history pretty well? Mr. Hinkle: Well I'd hope so... Haydn: Okay then when did the US sign the Declaration of Independence?? Mr. Hinkle: That's US history! Not world history! Haydn: What? Is the US not a part of the world?!

#7391

55

April 11, 2018, 3:06 p.m.

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//9th US History Ms. Pisini: If you buy this ketchup with an aluminum lid, you can open the ketchup without waiting for your husband to get home!

#7307

1111

March 8, 2018, 2:42 p.m.

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//9th period history Ms Pisini: "Don't your parents tell you, 'I appreciate you just the way you are'?" Entire class at once: "NO"

#7275

-816

Feb. 27, 2018, 3:17 p.m.

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Aviva: Hey lets use these Japanese interviews to argue the pro side! In reality, they were all Japanese spies displeased because they could not do their spy stuff.

#7273

1010

Feb. 26, 2018, 1:49 p.m.

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//Talking about a marriage Student: Would you recommend marriage Whitacre: If I like you, then no Whitacre: If I don't, I'd be like Oh Yeah! Give it a shot!

#7261

1212

Feb. 22, 2018, 8:56 p.m.

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Moose: See, I like second semester US History more because I've lived through everything that happened.

#7256

810

Feb. 22, 2018, 1:09 p.m.

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//Whitacre collecting packets about the Islamic Civilizations Student: Do you want this [packet]? Whitacre: Yeah, I give it to the homeless when they say they say they want something. I'm like here read about the Mughals. Another Student: That's terrible Whitacre: What? Passing on knowledge is terrible?