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#12989
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⚐ ReportJorgensen: Now fold it so that it looks like a placard, like one you can use at your friends wedding Jorgensen: Maybe your own wedding in 20 years? Jorgensen: How old are you guys again? Like 15?
#12935
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⚐ ReportJorgensen: Bill Nye was an electrical engineer before he was Bill Nye Jorgensen: well he was always Bill Nye you know what I meant Jorgensen: I'm gonna walk away
#12930
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⚐ ReportJorgensen: Did you guys learn about earthquakes? //Class shakes head Jorgensen: I gotta talk to Lodal about this //Later Jorgensen: Do you guys know of the Vomit Comet? //Class shakes head Jorgensen: I gotta talk to Schafer about this Jorgensen: Just kidding
#12929
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⚐ ReportJorgensen: If you're not a STEM magnet student talk to me so we can get you into the right class Jorgensen: I think we're good here though Jorgensen: I've been looking at you guys' pictures Jorgensen: That sounds creepy...
#12606
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Over many years, many students have said that I am the bubbly version of Ms. Jorgensen or that she is the dry version of me. // Later Glenn: One summer we had this really miserable teacher meeting but Ms. Jorgensen came over one day and taught me a bunch of Mario Kart tricks. Glenn: Now I can beat my son at the game and he won't play with me anymore because I can beat him. Glenn: He really hates Ms. Jorgensen for that reason now. // Later talking about FIFA Glenn: Yeah, I only know how to press Y, slide tackle. Glenn: Unfortunately I can only slide tackle him virtually. Glenn: I would hurt myself much more if I actually tried to slide tackle him in person.
#7977
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⚐ ReportNate: This is thermo Robert: Who teaches it? Nate: Jorgensen Robert (not knowing Jorgensen is behind him): That’s a made up word