#8790

915

Dec. 4, 2020, 4:21 p.m.

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Schulman: The Aztecs are green. They're just fucking green, man.

#8592

117

Aug. 29, 2020, 11:31 p.m.

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Charlotte: Senioritis for magnets is only doing the work you’re interested in and nothing for other classes Sam: No, magnet senioritis is you get into several ivies and can't be assed anymore Sam: It's like normal senioritis but worse because of all the prior overachievement

#8405

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Nov. 26, 2019, 11:27 p.m.

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//back from college for thanksgiving, talking about Blair teachers //Mr Moose Elijah: They really broke the mold when they made that guy. He’s a prototype, bro. They never put that model into mass production.

#8345

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Oct. 12, 2019, 2:57 p.m.

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//Talking about people who look like Jesus Aaron: ...as opposed to Schwartz, who just is Jesus. Sam: Eh, he’s more like the second derivative of Jesus.

#8255

2935

June 14, 2019, 12:14 p.m.

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Rose: This is a once in a life time opportunity, you don’t want to miss this. Sam: He couldn’t make it through that sentence with a straight face.

#8181

2828

May 21, 2019, 12:18 p.m.

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Sam: Y’know I was kinda hoping they DIDN’T put a one liner description of a student’s sex life in the yearbook... Anonymous: That’s what superlatives are for

#8122

1733

April 16, 2019, 9:10 a.m.

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//Duval Gonzalez Schulman and Noam are talking about Blairbash, Gonzalez brings up one he saw that he disapproved of Duval: Please add an addendum that Gonzalez is mortified. Gonzalez: Less mortified, more... disgusted.

#7710

3333

Nov. 8, 2018, 7:57 a.m.

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//Lodal is missing again Sub: I don't even know what you guys are supposed to be doing. Sam: As a rule we generally don't either.

#7695

5761

Nov. 2, 2018, 8:53 a.m.

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//2nd period bio Sloe: Guys! I lost my princess bubblegum pin! Sloe: I’m princess bubblegum and I need my pin! Sloe: .... Sloe: Shit! //Later Sloe: If I don’t find that pin my daughter’s gonna kill me! Aaron and Sam: Kill her first.