#11785

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April 25, 2023, 2:18 p.m.

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Bosse: Where is Jonathan Fan? *Johnny is out cold asleep* Bosse: Oh, he's asleep. Don't wake him up.

#11671

77

March 13, 2023, 8:36 a.m.

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// Schwartz is about to throw a paper ball at River Chen, who is sleeping Schwartz: Wait, he’s moving his fingers. Schwartz: Try not to sleep in class, but if you are going to sleep in class, don’t take up someone else’s desk.

#11095

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Nov. 2, 2022, 12:05 p.m.

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Schwartz: When I was in college, taking maths classes past the introductory ones ... Schwartz: I had classes starting really early in the morning -- like 11 AM -- Schwartz: And to stay awake, I would take a book, and not read the book and ignore the lecture, ... Schwartz: but whenever I started falling asleep, I'd read a couple sentences, which would be enough of a contrast with what was happening in class that I'd jolt awake. Andy(as he is throwing away the snacks he just ate): I eat in all my classes. Schwartz: Maybe don't do that in a lab class, where there are chemicals and stuff. Andy: Well, not during a lab, but in those classrooms, sure.

#10496

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April 26, 2022, 5:40 p.m.

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//Schwartz about to call on student, who appears to be asleep Schwartz: Also asleep ... *looks around on the floor* I need something to throw. *looks back at student* Oh, you're awake.

#10459

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April 21, 2022, 4:16 p.m.

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Cirincione: There are two new things about me. Cirincione: I have new shoes -- that look the same as my old shoes, so you probably didn't notice anything. Cirincione: And I have new eyebags, because I've been getting less sleep.

#10161

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March 4, 2022, 4:11 p.m.

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//Roberts talks about her stress and exhaustion Hui: You can take a nap. Roberts: But I'm teaching you guys! Hui: We can also take naps. //later Hui: I can teach the class. Roberts: I'm sure you guys are all great teachers.

#9559

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Dec. 8, 2021, 1:34 p.m.

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// right before the practice SRP presentation Sam: just so you guys know, I'm running on 2 hours of sleep, one for each brain cell, so you already know this presentation's gonna be crap

#9480

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Dec. 2, 2021, 12:29 p.m.

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// Last minute rehearsal before concert Roberts: I did not sleep very early last night. Class: When did you go to bed? Roberts: Uh...11:30? *Entire class breaks down in hysterical laughter*

#9198

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Oct. 6, 2021, 5:11 p.m.

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// about PSAT Schwartz: Yeah, don't prepare. Just show up and sleep.

#9197

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Oct. 6, 2021, 5:09 p.m.

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Schwartz: No one ever believes me, and I get it.