#2717

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Dec. 22, 2010, 7:32 p.m.

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//In R&E Ting Chen: [overly sarcastic tone] Yeah, like ANGELINA could do it. Angelina: I could! I just don't know how to.

#2441

88

Oct. 29, 2010, 7:58 a.m.

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Student: What is your sexual orientation? Other Student: VIDEO GAMES.....definitely video games!!!

#2428

44

Oct. 28, 2010, 12:47 a.m.

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Pham: You are all crappy, you not special! You all the same thing! I say in ninth grade already! Andrea: Yeah, you told us in ninth grade that the magnet will ruin our lives again and again and again [...] and again and again.

#2371

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Oct. 18, 2010, 4:24 p.m.

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Templin: The lockjaw is mainly used to hold down small things... Alex: Small tools for small things. Adarsh: (whispers something to Alex) Templin: ...it can hold this pencil if it doesn't inappropriately squeeze -- Alex: (laughing out loud) My butt! Templin: Well your butt probably wouldn't be able to fit into this tool.

#2216

210

Sept. 28, 2010, 4:10 p.m.

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//Shirley writes 'lolololololololol' on one of the students' papers Student: Why did Shirley just do that? Other Student: HE DID IT FOR THE LULZ

#2076

88

Sept. 7, 2010, 9:14 p.m.

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Pham: Ninth grade, they feel very offensive when somebody call them stupid.

#1997

44

June 10, 2010, 5:46 p.m.

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//Talking about how he hasn't related the two definitions of conic sections yet (cone model, two focus), the class is extremely tired. Rose: So, I come here, teach you a definition for conic sections...then my evil twin comes in here and teaches you a COMPLETELY NEW DEFINITION...Don't you have a problem with that?! Class: ...No.

#1996

55

June 10, 2010, 5:40 p.m.

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//Talking about a graph Pham: You ask why it going down? It not going down! ...Ok it going down. Uh, it's the slope.

#1994

35

June 10, 2010, 5:37 p.m.

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//Pham writing something on the Promethean board Student: Mr.Pham, what are you doing? Pham: I'm trying to prove that you're not special.

#1992

55

June 10, 2010, 5:32 p.m.

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//Rose trying to do an inequality proof by induction Rose: Don't tell me what to do, Loomis. Don't rub it in, let me do it myself!