Blairbash.org

Search Quotes 

#4452

913

Feb. 22, 2013, 4:29 a.m.

⚐ Report
//PTC Paper in Biology Andrea: (Nonchalant) Hmm. This tastes horrible. *shrugs* Shubham: AH, GOD. That's HORRIBLE! William: Eh, not the worst.  *keeps in mouth* //Matthew, Ishaan, Rahul, and Dallas step up. Dallas doubles over. The rest have no reaction. Ishaan: It's just paper. Calvin: URGGHH *runs to the trash can* Jared: It tastes like burnt chicken. Megan: IT TASTES LIKE CACTUS! Student: ...How do you know what cactus tastes like?

#2536

1010

Nov. 16, 2010, 4:40 a.m.

⚐ Report
//in anal chem Pham: Redox, I teach same lesson as freshman, you guy know that? Andrea: Yeah! It didn't make any sense then but now it's just easy. Pham: Yeah! Andrea: It's 'cause we're so much smarter now. Pham: Really? You guy smarter?! I didn't see anybody smarter in here!

#2493

55

Nov. 7, 2010, 2:55 p.m.

⚐ Report
//eating brownies in anal chem Shirley: Hey Emily, need some help? (moves to take brownie) MLE: NOOOO Andrea: Hey, want another brownie? Pham: Noo, do not give to him or else he start to run around!

#2492

77

Nov. 7, 2010, 2:54 p.m.

⚐ Report
Pham: Nobody from Mexico here? (looks at Andrea) Okay, I know you not. (pause) Plate from Mexico look very nice, they put thing in to make pretty. What they use? Radioactive material, otherwise look quite boring, you guy realize it?

#2476

77

Nov. 4, 2010, 7:59 p.m.

⚐ Report
Student: Are we supposed to memorize that? Pham: Memorize?! I never tell you memorize anything! All these years I do never memorize, you guy know that by now? Including the name. When you were ninth grade, when do I start know your name? Students: ..? Pham: NEVER! Minas: You knew my name when you started making fun of me. Andrea: You knew Michael and Rajan's names because you kept yelling at them.

#2428

33

Oct. 28, 2010, 12:47 a.m.

⚐ Report
Pham: You are all crappy, you not special! You all the same thing! I say in ninth grade already! Andrea: Yeah, you told us in ninth grade that the magnet will ruin our lives again and again and again [...] and again and again.