#1811

1616

April 21, 2010, 2:21 p.m.

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//analysis 1a pd6 //Sylvia is whining about how she's too weak to rearrange desks because she's a girl Rose: Sylvia, all your whining just set back feminism 3 minutes.

#1799

99

April 19, 2010, 6:48 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: So we call the shape with a little dent in it concave...because it has a little cave in it to hide from the dinosaurs. *class laughs* Mr. Rose: Convex on the otherhand has no cave in it to hide in, so yeah you get eaten by dinosaurs. *class laughs* Mr. Rose: Dinosaurs and humans were never alive at the same time...just to be clear.

#1770

1010

April 10, 2010, 5:04 p.m.

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Juan Diego: Wait, what is this method called? Assuming the opposite... Rose: Proof by contradiction. Juan Diego: Ummm, I'm sorry, but I don't understand... Rose: Reductio Ad Absurdum Juan Diego: Ohhhh...

#1769

88

April 10, 2010, 5:02 p.m.

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Andy Gilbert (to Rose): Your lack of enthusiasm for this problem *disgusts* me.

#1768

1515

April 10, 2010, 5:01 p.m.

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Rose: I was going to be early today except when I was walking out...I *stubbed* my toe. Class: LOL Rose: No, like I STUBBED my toe like no has ever stubbed their toes in the history of stubbing toes. -limps to board- Rose: In fact, I didn't even check it because it's probably just a bloody, gory mess down there. I need to get it amputated. -drops Calculus text by accident* Student: Watch out fr your toe. Rose: Don't worry, it's not there anymore.

#1767

1414

April 10, 2010, 4:58 p.m.

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*Rose walks into class ten minutes late* Ostrander: You didn't really need to come: he (Warren) could really teach the class. Rose: Yeah, isn't he great? Ostrander: In fact, I don't know why we even pay you... Rose: -sweat- um, legal things - he's a minor!

#1765

92100

April 9, 2010, 7:18 p.m.

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Rose: Hey (student), I just got in a fight with Pham about you. Student: Really? Rose: Yeah. I said you're smart, but he disagreed. Student: Who won? Rose: Well I won because I was right, but it was a tough argument. Student: Why? Rose: He had evidence to suggest that I was wrong. Student: Like what? Rose: Your chemistry grade.

#1750

99

April 7, 2010, 10:42 p.m.

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Rose: Now we're going to learn about one of the most important theorems in calculus -- Rolle's Theorem. //teaches Rolle's Theorem //class starts talking about the most important theorem in calculus Student: Is Rolle's Theorem the most important? Rose: Who gives a crap about the stupid Rolle's Theorem?!

#1734

2327

March 26, 2010, 12:21 a.m.

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Rose: Ok, so there's the point (A,B). It can be represented by ai plus...*awkward pause*...bj.

#1733

24

March 26, 2010, 12:13 a.m.

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Rose: Oh no! Somebody stretched my hypotenuse!