#1769

88

April 10, 2010, 5:02 p.m.

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Andy Gilbert (to Rose): Your lack of enthusiasm for this problem *disgusts* me.

#1768

1515

April 10, 2010, 5:01 p.m.

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Rose: I was going to be early today except when I was walking out...I *stubbed* my toe. Class: LOL Rose: No, like I STUBBED my toe like no has ever stubbed their toes in the history of stubbing toes. -limps to board- Rose: In fact, I didn't even check it because it's probably just a bloody, gory mess down there. I need to get it amputated. -drops Calculus text by accident* Student: Watch out fr your toe. Rose: Don't worry, it's not there anymore.

#1767

1414

April 10, 2010, 4:58 p.m.

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*Rose walks into class ten minutes late* Ostrander: You didn't really need to come: he (Warren) could really teach the class. Rose: Yeah, isn't he great? Ostrander: In fact, I don't know why we even pay you... Rose: -sweat- um, legal things - he's a minor!

#1765

92100

April 9, 2010, 7:18 p.m.

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Rose: Hey (student), I just got in a fight with Pham about you. Student: Really? Rose: Yeah. I said you're smart, but he disagreed. Student: Who won? Rose: Well I won because I was right, but it was a tough argument. Student: Why? Rose: He had evidence to suggest that I was wrong. Student: Like what? Rose: Your chemistry grade.

#1750

99

April 7, 2010, 10:42 p.m.

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Rose: Now we're going to learn about one of the most important theorems in calculus -- Rolle's Theorem. //teaches Rolle's Theorem //class starts talking about the most important theorem in calculus Student: Is Rolle's Theorem the most important? Rose: Who gives a crap about the stupid Rolle's Theorem?!

#1734

2327

March 26, 2010, 12:21 a.m.

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Rose: Ok, so there's the point (A,B). It can be represented by ai plus...*awkward pause*...bj.

#1733

24

March 26, 2010, 12:13 a.m.

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Rose: Oh no! Somebody stretched my hypotenuse!

#1732

1818

March 25, 2010, 11:51 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Pham, there's no homework for spring break? But Mr. Rose is giving homework and he says you two compete in giving more homework. Pham: Mr. Rose? I no play with him. He new kid only teach two year.

#1718

1315

March 24, 2010, 9:39 p.m.

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//Jared asks a stupid question Rose: Jared you're way off. See you in math help for the rest of forever. Moving on.

#1710

1111

March 23, 2010, 8:02 p.m.

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//Joseph and Diana are setting up their SRP presentations. Rose walks in. Rose: Hey, who's going first? //Joseph and Stubby point at Diana Rose (to Joseph): I want to see your thing so bad. //Entire room starts laughing