#9402

35

Nov. 18, 2021, 10:33 a.m.

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Schwartz: If f satistfies these conditions, then f is "integrable" on a to b. Schwartz: You might think this is related to something we learned about earlier. It is not! Schwartz: The similar names are from *sheer coincidence*! This is called "integrable" ... because it is integral to our study of calculus!

#9398

1515

Nov. 18, 2021, 8:46 a.m.

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Schwartz: You might be a heathen. Schwartz: You might be an ACADEMIC FREAK. Schwartz: You might have encountered something in the past about how this is somehow related to an indefinite integral, but don't be DEGENERATE! Schwartz: An indefinite and definite integral have NOTHINGGGGG to do with each other, just like how inflammable and flammable do NOT mean the same thing! *Entire class breaks down, Stephen Chen very audibly in hysterics*

#9397

1313

Nov. 18, 2021, 8:04 a.m.

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// Checking hw Schwartz: Is this...super idol? *Entire class breaks down hysterically* Schwartz: You know what, I'm ok with not knowing what that means.

#9392

1818

Nov. 17, 2021, 8:03 p.m.

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// Discussing definite integration and Riemann sums Schwartz: I know the answer here is 2/3 because of magic. Andy: What? Schwartz: Like I said, it's magic, I just know. Ace: You're using something other than Riemann sums... Schwartz: Nope! I have NO CLUE what you're talking about, that doesn't exist! Ace: He's using some big brain method. Schwartz: Nope! No brain, just magic.

#9382

1111

Nov. 16, 2021, 4:50 p.m.

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Schwartz: Let's just make everything rectangles -- that's the moral of the story.

#9372

1624

Nov. 16, 2021, 9:37 a.m.

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Sudhish: 2x3 is 5 right? Sudhish: Oh no, this is going on Blairbash.

#9322

88

Nov. 11, 2021, 12:28 p.m.

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// Anal 1 exam last minute cram session, student decides to ask about integrals and curves despite not being on the exam Student: Mr. Schwartz, how would you find the area... Schwartz: NOPE. I have NO CLUE what you're talking about. Student: -under the curve... Schwartz: That's silly! Student: What about the asymptotes... Schwartz: *We're not there yet.* Shhhhhhhh!

#9308

911

Nov. 10, 2021, 8:27 a.m.

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// Schwartz talking about antiderivs Schwartz: So the derivative is a natural log cabin right? Class: Yes? Schwartz: WRONG!!! YOU FORGOT TO ADD THE C! Schwartz: When you add the c you have a houseboat!

#9300

1010

Nov. 9, 2021, 12:08 a.m.

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// Schwartz vid about differentials Schwartz: Sort of...they're fractions... Schwartz: They're not! They're not fractions! Schwartz: Except they kind of are fractions... Schwartz: They kinda are right?

#9288

814

Nov. 7, 2021, 12:55 a.m.

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// Discussing Newton's method and approximation Alex L.: We can use the Taylor series! Schwartz: NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Schwartz vaporizes Alex with laser beam eyes*