#9637

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Dec. 16, 2021, 2:13 p.m.

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// Origins of Life Presentions Jack: ...spontaneous generation is obviously a pile of bs- Duval: Nonono, you have to use the terminology on your slides, **a pile of HOT BS**.

#9626

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Dec. 14, 2021, 5:20 p.m.

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Duval: Do you want to, like, scare Mandy to pieces? Is that your goal in life?

#9601

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Dec. 11, 2021, 12:30 p.m.

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// Start of the year Duval: So one time my husband decided to roast chili peppers in the oven. Duval: Turns out it basically became pepper spray.

#9593

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Dec. 10, 2021, 2:36 p.m.

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Diego: Now, you said euthanasia will not be necessary ... but let's say that Andy does something crazy-- Duval: There is no expectation that I euthanise anyone! Colby: But could you euthanise Andy if you wanted to? Duval: No. Andy, I just want to reassure you that I will never do that.

#9592

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Dec. 10, 2021, 2:29 p.m.

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//chaotic duval anthology, december 10 "I'm not stealing Derek's seat. I mean, I am, but not from Derek." "I can read French maths problems at a second-grade level." "But you know what I don't have to do here? I don't have to euthanise anything! Look at all the non-euthanised people here!" "Maybe it's a good idea to have a clue what you're talking about." "I just kinda do what I want to do, and nobody's told me not to!" "I took AP Computer Science when we used BASIC. Don't talk to me about fancy code things!" "I was like, 'oh, look, I can see that you're dozing off -- and that's adorable.'"

#9581

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Dec. 10, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

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//3rd pd bio, duval is explaining why she couldn’t become a veterinarian duval: lo and behold, you know what i don’t have to do here? euthanize any of you! look, a full classroom of non-euthanized students!

#9529

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Dec. 7, 2021, 8:35 a.m.

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// 7th pd bio Duval: So Caleb walked in on our marine biology class, and we were doing dissections. Duval: And it took us FOREVER to get him out of our class. Andy: Let's dissect Caleb!

#9521

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Dec. 6, 2021, 2:07 p.m.

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Duval: Wait no Andy come back! You're not done! Andy: *running back* I'm Andy.

#9518

911

Dec. 6, 2021, 1:05 p.m.

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// Duval just has a skeleton hand and forearm on her desk Andy: This looks like something straight out of a crime documentary! Duval: I'm sorry officer, I just found this here!

#9482

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Dec. 2, 2021, 1:58 p.m.

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// Talking about stop animation and biomolecules Colby: Then wouldn't they have to cut their arms off to make a child? Diego: Isn't that that like the birth of Jesus Christ? Duval: What? Diego: Isn't it like Eve and Adam in the garden?