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#11376

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Jan. 4, 2023, 4:35 p.m.

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Jerry Song: World? What's that? Jerry: I wouldn't touch it if it was the last thing in the world! *Jerry proceeds to break down afterwards*

#11347

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Dec. 21, 2022, 10:18 a.m.

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// Adding a new paragraph in ExploraVision Jerry Song: Ok, so I'll start it here, is that ok? Sean: Yeah, sounds good. Jerry: *Indents, types "(INSERT THING HERE)" * Jerry: Ok, chess.com! *Opens new tab and types in chess.com*

#11342

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Dec. 20, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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Sean: Why does my life suck so much? Andy: Only if you use a straw. Jerry Song: Life is a beverage. You just got slurped!

#11329

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Dec. 16, 2022, 1:58 p.m.

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Andy: When in doubt, use misnomers to confuse people. Jerry Song: Red delicious apples.

#11323

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Dec. 15, 2022, 10:02 a.m.

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Andy, watching Jerry play chess like a hawk: Jerry, why'd you do that? Jerry: Oh, true Andy: Every time I watch you play, you just fail Andy: Oh man, I'm so sorry, I'm just going to keep watching you from now on.

something something observing a quantum state collapses it

andy, jerry

#11312

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Dec. 13, 2022, 11 a.m.

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Andy: alright Jerry, give me your legs

//mod note: you already have enough legs

andy, jerry

#11291

1113

Dec. 8, 2022, 12:18 p.m.

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Caleb: What biology textbook can you get for $20? Jerry Song: Hungerford biology. Caleb: What's Hungerford...? Jerry Song: Hunger for Deez Nuts!

#11277

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Dec. 6, 2022, 1:56 p.m.

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*Jerry Song and Andy and both sniffling* Sean: Both of you are sniffing aggressively. Jerry: Gotta get all of the good stuff.

#11272

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Dec. 6, 2022, 8:14 a.m.

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//Students discussing Lagrange multiplier problems. Jerry Song: Problem #7 on the homework is actually pretty trivial. Jerry: Wait, did I even bring my homework today?

#11261

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Dec. 5, 2022, 8:03 a.m.

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Jerry: Human trafficking should be illegal Andy: I disagree.

he was joking. I hope. //mod note: this was a very sarcastic comment

andy, jerry