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⚐ ReportJerry Song: If you have ground nails, as in iron nails, mixed with soy sauce base, that's vegan. Andy: Not if someone stepped on the nail. Ace: Well in that case that's just cannibalism. Andy: I'm pretty sure that doesn't count as vegan... Ace: No, I don't think so.
#11241
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: When you hear the word crystal, what's the first thing that comes to mind? Ace: *hums the "Better Call Saul" theme*
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: I don't procrastinate. Jerry Song: Procrastination implies that you actually do the work before it's due.
#11211
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: What are we gonna do in class today? Andy: Absolutely nothing! Jerry: Good! Like true AP world scholars!
#11193
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⚐ Report// Exploravision Sean: Jerry is blaming his lack of productivity on Andy(Andy is sleeping). Sean: Andy is blaming his lack of productivity on me. Jerry Song: Do it Sean, complete the cycle!
#11168
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⚐ ReportAndy: Mr. Stein, I remember Kirk saying something about how you are always adequate. Stein: I am always adequate. Jerry Song: Hi always adequate.
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⚐ ReportLinda: Water is free but you need to pay $1. Linda: This is gaslighting. Jerry Song: Beer for the price of two beers, buy one get the other free!
#11157
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⚐ Report// Playing quizlet live Burnell: You may take one piece(of candy) Jerry Song: The One Piece.
#11156
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⚐ ReportJerry: Andy, what's chattel slavery? Andy: Chattel slavery is just "hippity hoppity you're now my property" Jerry: Ok, what are the Columbian exchange impacts on the western hemisphere? Andy: STDs.