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#11242

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Dec. 1, 2022, 8:53 a.m.

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Jerry Song: If you have ground nails, as in iron nails, mixed with soy sauce base, that's vegan. Andy: Not if someone stepped on the nail. Ace: Well in that case that's just cannibalism. Andy: I'm pretty sure that doesn't count as vegan... Ace: No, I don't think so.

#11241

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Dec. 1, 2022, 8:48 a.m.

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Jerry Song: When you hear the word crystal, what's the first thing that comes to mind? Ace: *hums the "Better Call Saul" theme*

#11239

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Dec. 1, 2022, 8:42 a.m.

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Jerry Song: I don't procrastinate. Jerry Song: Procrastination implies that you actually do the work before it's due.

#11211

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Nov. 22, 2022, 7:49 a.m.

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Jerry Song: What are we gonna do in class today? Andy: Absolutely nothing! Jerry: Good! Like true AP world scholars!

#11193

1010

Nov. 17, 2022, 1:45 p.m.

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// Exploravision Sean: Jerry is blaming his lack of productivity on Andy(Andy is sleeping). Sean: Andy is blaming his lack of productivity on me. Jerry Song: Do it Sean, complete the cycle!

#11190

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Nov. 17, 2022, 1:21 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Being a vampire is the fastest way to get STDs possible.

#11168

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Nov. 16, 2022, 10:31 a.m.

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Andy: Mr. Stein, I remember Kirk saying something about how you are always adequate. Stein: I am always adequate. Jerry Song: Hi always adequate.

#11162

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Nov. 15, 2022, 1:43 p.m.

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Linda: Water is free but you need to pay $1. Linda: This is gaslighting. Jerry Song: Beer for the price of two beers, buy one get the other free!

#11157

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Nov. 15, 2022, 8:25 a.m.

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// Playing quizlet live Burnell: You may take one piece(of candy) Jerry Song: The One Piece.

#11156

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Nov. 15, 2022, 8:09 a.m.

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Jerry: Andy, what's chattel slavery? Andy: Chattel slavery is just "hippity hoppity you're now my property" Jerry: Ok, what are the Columbian exchange impacts on the western hemisphere? Andy: STDs.