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⚐ ReportAkshay: Mr. Pham, do you know where you put the lab notebooks from last year? Pham: I don't know. Akshay: But that had like 200 pages worth of labs in it! Pham: I know.
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⚐ Report// Yet another vegetarian joke Pham: Who here vegetarian? // Ramu raises his hand Pham: You know what soap made out of right? Whale fat. When you take shower, you rubbing meat all over your body. There no use be vegetarian.
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⚐ Report//Pham's Edline right before Finals 05/27/14 Tue - 06/16/14 Mon Final Exam Topics Make a review packet yourself
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⚐ Report//Showing Pham the song that he sang in Puzzlepalooza 5 - Come and Get it by Selena Gomez Pham: She Selena Gomez? She ugly
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⚐ Report//Pham explaining the Chem R/E Presentation Pham: Okay guy, listen. You know proper English very important for presentation. Pham: I check for spelling, grammar, complete sentence, noun-verb agreement. Make sure you have. Pham: Each mistake I find taking off two point.
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⚐ Report//Pham talking about clean water Pham: By the way, anyone here vegetarian? //Ramu raises his hand Pham: The water we drink filled with dead bug and stuff anyway. There no use be vegetarian.
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⚐ Report//Block A chem Student: Can I do work in here? Pham: What class you skipping? Student: English... Pham: OK, but you not gonna graduate if you fail English.
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⚐ ReportPham: you being shellfish. M-E: do you mean selfish? Pham: noooo she a shrimp and she keep all the money inside her shell
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⚐ Report//Block A chem //Pham starts talking about a reaction that forms ammonia Pham: Guy, this the most important reaction for life. You know why? You need ammonia form ammonium nitrate. What you do with ammonium nitrate? Student: Fertilizer? Pham: That correct. You need fertilizer grow food, feed all the people. What else you use ammonium nitrate for? Amy: Bombs? Pham: Yeah! When there too many people, not enough food, you go drop bombs on them. Then there more enough food. What you call this? Jordi: Extermination? Pham: No! It called natural--selection!