#10834

1010

Sept. 19, 2022, 9:35 a.m.

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// Talk like a pirate day Stein: You guys are the lamest group. Jerry Song: We all have scurvy. // Later Ace: Who gets all their movies for free? Ace: Pirates.

#10817

59

Sept. 15, 2022, 10:49 a.m.

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// Calculator shortage during stat test Stein(to Jerry Song): Steven, pass your calculator to [student] Jerry: Sure. But my name's not Steven. Steven is over there. Stein: Sam, can you pass Carlos your calculator? Samuel Du: I did it by hand. // Later Stein: Make sure to tear off your chaAaAart before turning it in. Stein: Put it on the fridge. Stein: I love you grandma, here's your chaAaAart! // Later Stein: What's Dance Moms? Diego: It's Mr. Kyei's favorite show.

#10807

1418

Sept. 13, 2022, 10:45 a.m.

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Jerry Song: What's the point of teaching it to us every year if we're gonna forget it?

#10798

88

Sept. 12, 2022, 12:51 p.m.

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O’Donovan: Why do I bother making answer keys? O’Donovan: Just check answers with Jerry.

#10793

22

Sept. 12, 2022, 8:11 a.m.

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Jerry Song: We spend a lot of time being efficient.

#10787

46

Sept. 9, 2022, 12:47 p.m.

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O’Donovan: I’m going as fast as I can so you guys don’t fall asleep. Jerry Song: Too late.

#10738

610

Aug. 30, 2022, 12:40 p.m.

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Jerry Song: I'm surprised natural selection hasn't weeded you out yet.

#10719

28

June 17, 2022, 9:35 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Everyone here has done something illegal.

#10703

1214

June 15, 2022, 11:06 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Did you know that your feet are basically edge detectors?

#10690

1010

June 13, 2022, 1:17 p.m.

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Duval: I don’t want to understand the inner workings of Jerry Song’s mind.