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Feb. 18, 2014, 12:20 p.m.

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// R/E, Ben needs to measure a piece of wood Ben: I need either a ruler or someone who's really good at eyeballing. Ankit: Oh, I can help! Ben: Never mind, I need a ruler.

#4377

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Jan. 5, 2013, 7:12 p.m.

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//During Lunch Soumya is calling Ben Holland racist for no apparent reason Ben Holland: I'm not racist, I'm white.

#4333

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Nov. 30, 2012, 12:30 p.m.

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//Preparing an English skit about the magnet teachers. Cathy is the only Chinese girl in the class. Cathy: I'm not your stereotypical sweet little Asian girl. I'm a tiger. //A few seconds later Cathy: Here's a headline: "Walstein Meets Tiger Mom".

#3111

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March 19, 2011, 12:44 p.m.

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Ben: How could you not know what WD-40 is? Raphael: What's WD-40? Ben: It's lube ... not for recreational purposes

#1454

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Feb. 4, 2010, 2:39 p.m.

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//Shirley and Ben are playing RPS-25 in the lab. Next to them, Jordan is reading a math paper containing integrals. Ben: Dynamite! Shirley: Man! No, sponge! Ben: Woman cleans with sponge! Jordan: Rock paper scissors is stupid. You can tell Mr. Stein that I said that. Shirley: Integrals are stupid. Jordan: No, they're awesome! You should go to their website!

#1428

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Jan. 30, 2010, 10:21 p.m.

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(While we were testing the shooter in robotics, Ben tried to score a few goals) Ben: Urgh! Why is the kicker so much better than me!? Tucker: I know! Its like a kicking machine or something!

#1244

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Dec. 21, 2009, 9:08 p.m.

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Alex Sayegh (to Diana): So, according to Ben, you two have similar taste in men.

#1180

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Dec. 15, 2009, 7:13 p.m.

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Ben: I'm realizing that according to this book, men are pretty much worthless. They should just invent artificial sperm and get rid of us

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Oct. 21, 2009, 6:58 p.m.

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//finding centers of mass Schafer: Instead of having a hole, I'm going to add negative matter. So what do I get when I add matter and negative matter? Ben: An explosion. Schafer: NO! That's antimatter, this is negative matter. Two different things.

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Oct. 13, 2009, 11:07 a.m.

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Mikey: I think a capacitor is like a spring. Schafer: A capacitor is like a toilet. Mario: What? Schafer: What? Mario: I didn't hear the whole conversation. Schafer: The whole conversation was, "A capacitor is like a toilet." It's pretty much my best analogy ever. Vikas, please explain. //Vikas defers to Ben, but Ben's explanation isn't funny Schafer: You're not a good storyteller. You haven't reached my level of maturity. You see, sometimes a small trickle is enough, but when you have a lot of business... //later, still talking about the analogy Schafer: I cannot use the four-letter word I want to use to describe this analogy. Poop.