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#5176
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⚐ ReportStein: This one time I went to A&J and the lady there literally refused to serve us more food. She said you eaten too much! Your bill is already like $68 for two people! People don't spend that much here.
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⚐ Report//Student is eating cupcake in class and getting lots of crumbs everywhere Whitacre: Watch out there, you're getting some in your mouth.
#4295
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⚐ Report// In ModSim, class is in lab Pham: Everybody look up! // Class all looks at ceiling Pham: No, look at me. See that box over there of food? It is empty. If you guys all bring in 10 items of food by tomorrow... Class: Ten items, by tomorrow??? Pham: You know I being sarcastic, right? You don't have to bring in 10, you can bring in 20.
#3602
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⚐ ReportDenny: So, when you think of Christmas, what do you think of? Class: CHINESE FOOD!
#2674
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⚐ Report// about Radina getting a B on "Teacher's" test Teacher: Now you owe me ten cans! Alex E.: [suddenly interested] Wait, does that mean if I give you ten cans, I get an A? Teacher: No. Only if you are cute. Alex E.: . . . Teacher: That automatically disqualifies you.
#1698
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⚐ Report(during lunch) Student 1: Mr. Rose, could you open this for me? The lid won't come off. *Mr. Rose puts papers down and struggles to open it* Mr. Rose: I don't want to break the plastic off... Student 2: Come on Mr. Rose, use your muscles! *Mr.Rose still tries to open it without success* Mr. Rose: I'm not letting this thing get between me and Asian food!
#1522
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⚐ ReportHinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to a lot of places. And there is very few things that I haven't eaten. I've eaten things that I've caught, that I've trapped, that I've fished for, that I've shot... people say, "Hinkle, you ate that?" And I say, "yup!" Student: Roadkill? Hinkle: Yeah. Groundhog's not that bad. [...] Ya know, it's like you're hunting except you gotta kill it with your car.
#629
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⚐ Report*Stein's phone rings in class* Stein: It's Mr. Pham. He wants to know if I want noodles and chicken.