#5290

111

Dec. 3, 2014, 9:49 p.m.

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//Beginning of 9th period CAP Photo. The class is settling down. Bustillos is getting ready to start class. He holds a glass food container and chews as he speaks. Bustillos: There is absolutely no eating in this class. //Class snickers. Bustillos: See this? [Shows class the bowl.] This is my lunch. I didn't eat during 5th period so I'm eating it now. Girl Student: What is it? Bustillos: [Says name of the dish.] Girl Student: Ooh...can we see it? Bustillos: Sure! //He walks down the middle aisle showing off his food. Boy Student: That looks good. Bustillos: It used to be. Y'see, I've been eating this same thing for the last 20 years. Every single day for lunch. //Class doesn't believe him. Bustillos: No, I'm serious. Every Sunday for the last 20 years, I make myself a big tureen of this that lasts me through the week for lunch. [Looks in disgust at his bowl.] I'm just so sick of this. It doesn't even taste like anything anymore. Girl Student: Then why don't you cook something different? What about [name of some kind of chicken dish]? Bustillos: Y'know, that's a good idea, [name of chicken dish]! But the thing is, I barely know how to cook anything. So I'm stuck with this.

#5256

55

Nov. 12, 2014, 9:39 p.m.

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//Senior walks into 1st period functions with a bag of food for Mr. Rose Rose: Ah, thanks! (turns to freshmen) I'm single by the way, so tell your parents, food is appreciated.

#5176

22

Sept. 11, 2014, 12:23 p.m.

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Stein: This one time I went to A&J and the lady there literally refused to serve us more food. She said you eaten too much! Your bill is already like $68 for two people! People don't spend that much here.

#4537

2222

May 17, 2013, 10:44 a.m.

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//Student is eating cupcake in class and getting lots of crumbs everywhere Whitacre: Watch out there, you're getting some in your mouth.

#4295

57

Nov. 12, 2012, 7:48 a.m.

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// In ModSim, class is in lab Pham: Everybody look up! // Class all looks at ceiling Pham: No, look at me. See that box over there of food? It is empty. If you guys all bring in 10 items of food by tomorrow... Class: Ten items, by tomorrow??? Pham: You know I being sarcastic, right? You don't have to bring in 10, you can bring in 20.

#3602

68

Sept. 25, 2011, 11:49 a.m.

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Denny: So, when you think of Christmas, what do you think of? Class: CHINESE FOOD!

#2674

66

Dec. 14, 2010, 9:57 p.m.

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// about Radina getting a B on "Teacher's" test Teacher: Now you owe me ten cans! Alex E.: [suddenly interested] Wait, does that mean if I give you ten cans, I get an A? Teacher: No. Only if you are cute. Alex E.: . . . Teacher: That automatically disqualifies you.

#1698

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March 20, 2010, 9:02 p.m.

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(during lunch) Student 1: Mr. Rose, could you open this for me? The lid won't come off. *Mr. Rose puts papers down and struggles to open it* Mr. Rose: I don't want to break the plastic off... Student 2: Come on Mr. Rose, use your muscles! *Mr.Rose still tries to open it without success* Mr. Rose: I'm not letting this thing get between me and Asian food!

#1522

88

Feb. 22, 2010, 4:46 p.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to a lot of places. And there is very few things that I haven't eaten. I've eaten things that I've caught, that I've trapped, that I've fished for, that I've shot... people say, "Hinkle, you ate that?" And I say, "yup!" Student: Roadkill? Hinkle: Yeah. Groundhog's not that bad. [...] Ya know, it's like you're hunting except you gotta kill it with your car.

#629

77

Oct. 11, 2009, 5 p.m.

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*Stein's phone rings in class* Stein: It's Mr. Pham. He wants to know if I want noodles and chicken.