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March 19, 2021, 12:11 p.m.

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Street: I'll tell you when driving a car by yourself gets really helpful and desirable: when you're on a date. // student says something about being driven by a friend to a date Street: You're gonna have your *friend* drive you -- on a *date*! Sure! Good plan.

#4298

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Nov. 12, 2012, 2:34 p.m.

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Conor Brennan: (talking about donating blood) Be sure to always give 100%.

#2674

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Dec. 14, 2010, 9:57 p.m.

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// about Radina getting a B on "Teacher's" test Teacher: Now you owe me ten cans! Alex E.: [suddenly interested] Wait, does that mean if I give you ten cans, I get an A? Teacher: No. Only if you are cute. Alex E.: . . . Teacher: That automatically disqualifies you.

#2032

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Aug. 31, 2010, 9:09 p.m.

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//Mr. Pham tends to trivialize the learning process Pham: By the way, how many people driving? Sit in car and start steering and thing like that?