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1113

Oct. 22, 2012, 7:23 p.m.

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//Class listens to song, John is dancing Moose: Hey John, what did you do with all of that money? John: What money? Moose: All the money that your parents spent on your dancing lessons!

#4196

88

Sept. 13, 2012, 10 p.m.

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//During a test in world Moose: *laughs* Student: What? Moose: ISN'T SCHOOL *FUN*? Class: ... Moose: Yep. Yep, it is.

#4108

1010

April 26, 2012, 4:47 p.m.

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//Manesha's sleeping in world Moose: Are you on drugs? Manesha: No... Moose: Then why were you sleeping? Manesha: I was ...tired? Moose: Are you sure? You're eyes are red

#4063

1117

March 24, 2012, 12:05 a.m.

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//Moose is going on another communist tirade Moose: But I'm not actually a communist! I know there are flaws! And I know you guys know that too! So what are some flaws? Lowell: Well, if everybody was allowed to do what they wanted to do, then we'd have a bunch of athletes and musicians and dancers and artists, and nobody wants to work in a farm or a factory. So you have a bunch of people saying "I want to paint!" Well, that's great, but then where's the food? Can you paint me the food?

#4055

99

March 22, 2012, 12:55 p.m.

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//World, talking about why everyone can't just have the job they want Lowell: If everyone is like, "I want to paint," it's like, "Cool, but now we have no food."

#3955

37

Feb. 13, 2012, 6:01 p.m.

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Moose: If my kids were hungry, I would steal. If my kids were cold, I would steal clothes. In those circumstances, would I die? Yeah, in a heartbeat.

#3860

1010

Dec. 20, 2011, 2:28 p.m.

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//Talking about North Korea Mr. Moose: There is a small percentage of North Koreans with cell phones,cameras, and internet access, and they are the only crack of light for a tightly-locked regimented country. Student: OCCUPY NORTH KOREA!

#3805

1214

Nov. 28, 2011, 12:47 p.m.

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Moose: Hold up your questions. If you don't have them, you have to take your punishment like a man. Or a woman. Evan: Can we choose?

#3642

2325

Oct. 5, 2011, 3:10 p.m.

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Moose: The Greeks didn't call themselves Greeks, they called themselves Hellenes! The word 'greek' in itself comes from Latin! Look at the Germans! They call Germany Deutchland! The French, too! What do French people say for their country? Evan: We surrender?

#3515

1818

Sept. 3, 2011, 9:43 p.m.

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Moose: Patrick, where did you go over the summer? Patrick: Well, I went to Amsterd- Moose: Did you buy any pot?