#2207

2020

Sept. 27, 2010, 4:40 p.m.

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//Shirley is carrying two blowtorches through the hall Kaluta: No. Shirley: It's for Pham! Kaluta: No!

#2184

1113

Sept. 23, 2010, 6:37 p.m.

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Shirley: This is a terrible eraser. It's a sock.

#2181

88

Sept. 22, 2010, 10:20 p.m.

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Shirley: Do you use vector queues? Freshman: No... Shirley: Good, 'cause they don't exist.

#2180

02

Sept. 22, 2010, 10:19 p.m.

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Shirley: There are lots of computer science competitions all over the world every day that children wake up and do. We do a small subset of those.

#2169

55

Sept. 21, 2010, 4:36 p.m.

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//looking at a model of population Shirley: "...regulating the flow of babies from the cloud..."

#2090

1616

Sept. 10, 2010, 2:41 p.m.

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//Students are composing poems during modsim Lev: We should write a haiku! Shirley: My favourite haiku is Roses are red Violets are blue I'll beat you with a rake //everyone laughs Shirley: Oh wait, maybe it isn't a haiku...

#1855

88

May 1, 2010, 1:07 p.m.

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Pham: Then we have now 0/0. What we do? Shirley: MATLAB!

#1821

1616

April 23, 2010, 8:25 a.m.

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//when Shirley was Mr. Ostrander for a day Stein: I think I'm gonna create a crisis for Shirley to deal with...

#1706

99

March 22, 2010, 10:11 p.m.

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//Shirley is going to RSI over the summer Shirley: Hey Jacob, tell Ms. Ragan your summer plans! Jacob: Oh, I'm working at RSI. Ragan: Really? Doing what? Jacob: I'll be like a sysop. Ragan: No kidding! *laughs* They don't know what's about to hit them! I should write a letter to RSI right now warning them, "Do not let these two near each other under any circumstances." Jacob: Or just wait until after the summer to write the letter. Shirley: "In retrospect, you shouldn't have let those two near each other." "Yeah, we noticed."

#1531

3034

Feb. 23, 2010, 5:59 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: After our Gatsby lecture last class, it is absolutely imperative that we all be on the same page. Is everyone with me so far? Shirley and Mario (in unison): We wit you so fah! Mr. Anderson: I appreciate your enthusiasm, but neither of you were here last class...