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#11790
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⚐ ReportMr. Rose: I one went to Tajikistan for 2 months for… various reasons *later* Mr. Rose: Tajikistan is like the one former soviet country that the US has never messed with because they have no resources so there’s nothing to steal.
#11781
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⚐ ReportRose: it took me like ten years to learn how to teach this properly. but now I’m perfect. Rose: give me a minute I just need to remember what the hell I’m doing
#11772
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⚐ ReportRose: "I am drunk with power after evading the fire marshall. I feel like I can do anything."
#11752
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⚐ ReportRose: it’s boring if this river is made of water. our cows will just cross it. so what’s our river made of? *after writing down a couple of suggestions* Rose: let’s stop before this goes any farther Rose: okay, so we’ve got our river of lava, meat, blood, and…uh, limbs Rose: …this may be too far already
#11741
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⚐ ReportRose: now the government controls your every move and reads your email and it’s a totalitarian nightmare
#11719
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⚐ ReportMr. Stein, in a mock outburst at Mr. Rose's stuffed panda: Come on Panda, this is what I'm talking about. You just sit there and don't do any work! This is why you keep failing this class! I keep calling the zoo to talk to your parents but they never pick up.
#11684
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⚐ ReportRose: An infinite number of people can fit on a beanbag chair. That's just a beanbag fact.