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⚐ Report//pd 2 stat student 1: I think Vijay transferred out stein: Vijay is no longer with us
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⚐ Report//Pham walks into pd 8 calculus holding a giant wrapped chocolate bar with two bites out of it Pham: I don't believe this! I left my chocolate on the table and the mice got it!
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⚐ ReportStein: Has anyone taken... that class? AP... AP... Mitochondria? *class laughs* Student: Biology? Stein: Yeah, AP Bio! Do you do chi-squared tests in that class?
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⚐ Report//pd 4 pchem Pham: Don’t tell Rose or Stein. Fucheng: They’d roast me before they roast you anyway, why would I? Pham: They can’t rost me.
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⚐ Report//stein talking about gambler's fallacy and law of large numbers Stein: The book asks a question about a survey that asks whether or not people planned to read President Clinton's book. Ostrander: Which President Clinton - past or future? Stein: Which President Clinton? Past. Ostrander: Future. She's due.
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⚐ Report// Talking about ambiguous survey questions // Question is about being "sexually active" Stein: You know those middle school boys, for some, like, smiling at the girl counts // later Stein: Sorry, that was inappropriate
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⚐ Report//Lunch before Stein, Carl is doing homework Patrick: Carl, Stein doesn't collect that homework. Carl: I don't care if he's collecting it, I want to understand it! //Carl begins to put incomplete homework away Carl: Wait, you said he isn't collecting it?
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⚐ Report//Doing an intro activity on the first day //The people were dice objects; one of the methods, roll, asked them to pick a random number //The objects were told to inform Mr. Paul if given an invalid command //Stein had just quietly entered the back of the room Paul: Jesse, roll! Jesse: I'm sorry Mr. Paul, but I can't do that. The method asks for me to choose a number randomly, but I can only choose arbitrarily. Stein: (emphatically as he walks backwards out of the room) THATS MY BOY YES LETS GO THAT IS MY BOY RIGHT THERE Paul: (as soon as Stein had closed the door) Jesse, 30 squats.