#3550

55

Sept. 13, 2011, 6:19 p.m.

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Schafer: When the kangaroo jumps into the air, it takes the same amount of time to rise as it does to fall. We're going to prove that scientifically. //Schafer takes a basketball, throws it into the air, and catches it, saying: Schafer: Up, down. See, that took about the same amount of time to go up as it did to go down. There's our proof.

#3545

1113

Sept. 13, 2011, 12:52 p.m.

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Nathan: May I go to the bathroom? Street: Sure, just go. //Nathan walks out Kaluta (jokingly): Thank god he's gone. Street (also jokingly): Yeah. THAT BUM. //Schafer walks in Schafer: What, you talking 'bout me?!

#3538

3032

Sept. 10, 2011, 4:47 p.m.

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//After a computer science quiz Piper: If anyone asks you how the quiz was, you say "great". And if they ask what was on it, say "computer science". Let's try it: How was the quiz? Class: Great. Piper: What was on it? Class: Computer science. Schafer: Now, pretend we just had a physics quiz. How was the quiz? Class: Great. Schafer: What was on it? Class: Computer science.

#3479

2222

Aug. 30, 2011, 6:46 p.m.

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//Schafer walks into Lodal's room Schafer: Hey Mr. Lodal, you have have a really nice class here...and Raanan

#3454

911

June 8, 2011, 4:32 p.m.

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Schafer: I've got this. I'm really good at starting fires.

#3447

88

June 6, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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// at the start of 4th period Thermo Schafer: I heard that there's going to be a fire drill soon. Students: Really?! Schafer: Why are you so excited? It's like missing free time.

#3433

4143

June 1, 2011, 7:50 p.m.

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Stein: There are three reasons we use foot-pounds. One, our textbook uses it. Two, there's a song about it. And three, it annoys Mr. Schafer.

#3424

1717

May 28, 2011, 8:23 p.m.

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Schafer: Guess what day it is? *puts Friday on infinite loop*

#3401

77

May 21, 2011, 5:13 p.m.

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Hafner: The rapture is going to occur in three hours, if anyone wanted to know. Briese: Does that mean that in places three hours ahead of us, the rapture has already occurred? Hafner. Yes. And Europe is six hours ahead of us, so the rapture has already occurred there. //soon Hafner (to Schafer): The rapture has already occurred in Europe. Schafer: Good.

#3385

1618

May 19, 2011, 11:33 a.m.

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//at the end of puzzlepalooza Schafer: JULIAN LOFTON!  What does the number 361 mean to you? Julian: The number of days until next year's puzzlepalooza! Danderson: 362!!! NEXT YEAR'S A LEAP YEAR!!!