#8752

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Nov. 16, 2020, 4:38 p.m.

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Martinez: What makes you happy? Do you know what makes you happy? Martinez: French class? Martinez: I'm *sure*. I'm *sure* that's what makes you happy.

#8693

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Oct. 26, 2020, 3 p.m.

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Martinez: Was it brutal? Martinez: Was it 100% brutal? Martinez: Was it 75% brutal? Was it 50% brutal? Was it 25% brutal?

#8638

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Oct. 8, 2020, 3:44 p.m.

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Martinez: Also, we're not going to see each other again until Monday. Martinez: That feels like a long time. Martinez: Maybe it's just because I'm growing fond of you. // Silence Martinez: I guess the feeling's not mutual.

#6379

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April 4, 2017, 4:14 p.m.

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Rose: So your French teacher told me, "Shwetha is always doing math homework during my class". At first I tried to show sympathy but then I was like yeeaahhh.

#6195

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Jan. 13, 2017, 5:43 p.m.

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Allison: Tu es fou. Le: What??? Teacher: She's calling you LeFou like Gaston's friend. Allison: Umm no? Le: Oh I like Gaston. Teacher: He is strong. Le: He was a powerful man. Teacher: Like the power of two barges. Le: Yeah, yeah. And Gaston has such leadership potential. He rallied the villagers so well against the Beast. Teacher: Hmm, what would Trump say about that in 140 characters or less? Allison: He made Disneyland great again.

#5345

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Jan. 5, 2015, 4:30 p.m.

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//Start of a new unit titled "My friends and family" Subayi: Repeat after me *goes through list of words while students repeats them* Now, here is how you conjugate to love at first sight. Student: How do you say "it was love at first sight?" Subayi: Why? You fell in love? *Writes how to say it on the board* Student: No, I just want to know, Subayi: Alright, go home and tell your mom this. I hope she slaps you with a shoe.

#5230

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Oct. 21, 2014, 6:51 p.m.

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//In french class there was a sub Sub: What were the adjectives used to describe the different animals and meats in the passage? Ari: Living. Sub: Yeah, living or dead, I guess. //People start laughing //After a couple answers Sub: Oh, and we missed living. //More laughter Sub: Would you care to tell us what's so funny back there? Ari: Uh...um...it's a long story. Sub: Ok, keep it to yourself, but pay attention.

#4779

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Feb. 23, 2014, 3:56 p.m.

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//Playing charades/Pictionary, Siko 9th period French Student 1: *waving hands around and drawing on the board--draws a dog* Student 2: (in audience) Chien! Student 3: Le chien! Student 4: OMG IT'S A DOGE!

#3349

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May 11, 2011, 9:38 p.m.

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Stein: I had an anxiety dream about Puzzlepalooza last night. Cy Neita comes up to me and says that it's just stupid that every puzzle this year is in French.

#2854

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Feb. 1, 2011, 6:16 p.m.

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*Pham lifts up a desk* Pham: How do you say this in French? Student 1: Desk! Pham: No! That's not French! //Later Pham (to student 2): Lift that up.  *points at chair* Pham: How do you say that in Japanese? Student 3: Tsukue!