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⚐ Report//In Thornton's History - lesson on World War I Thornton: So 57.5% of the men mobilized by the Central powers were killed, wounded or captured. Jarrell: Dang son, that's more than half! Dawson: Nawww.
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⚐ ReportStudent: What were you doing in Bolivia, anyway? Mr. Grossman: Oh, I was running a drug cartel.
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⚐ Report//AP World, class is watching a video about the rise of Islam //Video shows a row of fountains John: Wait, how did they power those fountains? Sankar: Lines of little men, under the ground.
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⚐ Report//Talking about North Korea Mr. Moose: There is a small percentage of North Koreans with cell phones,cameras, and internet access, and they are the only crack of light for a tightly-locked regimented country. Student: OCCUPY NORTH KOREA!
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⚐ ReportMr. Mogge: While you fill in your answers on the scantron with your right hand, use your left hand to cover up your paper so people can't see your answers. And when you're done, flip the paper over and then you can use your hands to do whatever you want! [Pause] Except don't because I would get in trouble.
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⚐ Report//talking about Alan Shepard and moon landing in US History Angelina: Isn't the moon and space the same thing?
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⚐ Report//said very seriously, while passing out a quiz Moose: Don't cheat, or you'll burn in hell forever.
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⚐ Report// A student inquires about the "subject" field on a ScanTron form Student: What's the subject of this test? Whitacre: It's your future. Student: Should we write that down? Whitacre: You don't have one!
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⚐ Report// Whitacre looks over a student's shoulder at her desk and sees a paper advertising "Help the Homeless..." Whitacre: Help the homeless?! Screw the homeless!!! In our culture that's another way of saying "useless", because if you don't have a home, your family kicked you out because you weren't any good. Student: But that's mean! Whitacre: Oh, if you ever become homeless, I'll treat you a little nice. *symbolically picks up his hand* I'll say, "Yeah, I remember this hand", not that you did any writing with it.