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#10110
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⚐ Report// Talking about tennis tryouts Johnny: Jerry, who's on the team? Jerry Song: Your mom, your dad, and nobody else.
#10049
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⚐ Report// Petting Duval's chicks Johnny: Why is she chirping? Jerry Song: It wants to be decapitated and removed from this world. Jerry: It also wants to be groomed.
#10044
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⚐ Report// Stelzner has a sub, students are playing iCivics game Johnny: This game is unlosable. Sean: I lost The Game!
#9946
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⚐ ReportJohnny: Wait where do you grow cheese- // Later Johnny: Wait how does it turn from the white stuff to the yellow stuff? Johnny: It doesn't make sense.
#9945
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⚐ ReportAndy: Parkinson's law basically states that if you have 100 years to do something, it will take you 100 years to do it. Johnny: Or until you get Parkinson's.
#9921
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⚐ ReportSudhish: You should join the Blairhacks tournament. Johnny: What will I have to do? Sudhish: Play in our League of Legends Tournament.
#9903
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⚐ ReportDuval: Time to make kimchi! // Later Duval: What do students get to do? Massage. Duval: When I had to brine it I didn’t use Blair water. // Duval passes around bag of kimchi paste Duval: You can smell it through your mask Johnny. (Johnny can’t smell it) Duval: Ok you have no sense of smell // later, Ace visibly frozen in disgust as duval prepares kimchi Duval: Talk to me ace! Talk to me!!! // Later, students are making kimchi Andy(While mashing kimchi): Someone be the designated Blairbasher! Duval: Andy that’s your priority? // Johnny starts punching the kimchi into the jar Duval: Yes Johnny, take out that frustration! Whatever’s making you do that, I feel so sorry for you.