#3072

1012

March 12, 2011, 9:35 p.m.

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Richard: You don't know how many times I accidentally typed "pubic static void main"

#2935

37

Feb. 15, 2011, 5:47 p.m.

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Richard: I notice it was YOUR side of the bridge that broke. Henok: Yeah, but that was because it had frosting!

#2899

1616

Feb. 9, 2011, 7:05 p.m.

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Richard: My schedule form is messy. Counselor: Would you like another one? Richard: YEA BOII--I mean, yes ma'am.

#2896

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Feb. 9, 2011, 5:08 p.m.

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Kaluta: Yeah so if you all haven't noticed, I have laryngitis right now... Richard: W-what? Kaluta: You know, my larynx hurts. Do you know what a larynx is? Richard: Are you talking about, like, your beard? *facepalm*

#2820

1622

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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Giles: Richard supposedly failed the unit circle quiz over and over again on PURPOSE until I gave it out on yellow paper. For Asian pride.

#2783

1010

Jan. 14, 2011, 2:33 p.m.

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// Talking about dance class Richard: We were the only girls in that class.

#2769

810

Jan. 11, 2011, 9:58 a.m.

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Sadie: It's applesauce. ... Richard Zhu: You mean like Chinese things that give you diarrhea?

#2766

2426

Jan. 10, 2011, 8:25 p.m.

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//While having storytime in ESS and Richard keeps asking questions‎ Richard: W-Wait, Mr. Donaldson, I have two more questions! Donaldson: Are you trolling me again?

#2547

88

Nov. 16, 2010, 1:47 p.m.

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Swaney: Richard, why are you late again? Richard: Because the rent is too damn high!

#2467

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Nov. 3, 2010, 11:06 a.m.

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Richard: Why is everyone hating on Christine O'Donnell? She's so sexy. Viju: Richard, why are you so into Christine O'Donnell? Richard: She's a woman! Viju: So is Hillary Clinton! Evan: Wait, really?!