#10903

1012

Sept. 30, 2022, 1:54 p.m.

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Kaluta, pointing to Tinu: This thing—this joint—this node—this dot—

#10890

1115

Sept. 28, 2022, 3:36 p.m.

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Kaluta: You don’t want to fail shop class! Solomon: This is shop class? Nicole: That sounds very capitalist.

#10889

1820

Sept. 28, 2022, 3:34 p.m.

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//pd 9 fot Solomon: Apoptosis, necrosis, lysis… does “sis” just mean “death”? Katie: All those words mean death because of their prefixes. Like, what about genesis? Solomon: But that’s related to death. Katie: How? Solomon: Because when you’re born, you have to die.

#10879

1014

Sept. 23, 2022, 2:54 p.m.

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//pd9 fot Katie to Kaluta: Are you going to put me on a slope? Colby, turning to Katie: I wanna put you on a slope.

#10877

1717

Sept. 23, 2022, 1:52 p.m.

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Kaluta: I will strike you! Kaluta: It will hurt! Kaluta: It won’t do any permanent damage.

#10820

1515

Sept. 15, 2022, 2:45 p.m.

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Kaluta: I’m gonna take roll. Kaluta: all of the Michaels! Michael Chen and Michael Wang: Here. Kaluta: All of the Ste(ph/v)ens! Stephen Chen and Steven Wang: Here.

#10819

610

Sept. 15, 2022, 2:42 p.m.

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//p9 fot Nicole: Kaluta is an agent of the state

#10782

1616

Sept. 8, 2022, 3:52 p.m.

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Karen: Is anyone here allergic to nuts? Solomon: What kind of nuts? Karen: Are you allergic to peanuts? Solomon: Oh, I’m not allergic to any kind of nuts, I was just curious what you had.

#10731

1010

Aug. 29, 2022, 1:25 p.m.

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*Schwartz walks into Kaluta’s room, sits in his chair* Schwartz: This is such a comfortable chair! It’s such a shame you guys will never get to experience it!

#10720

2828

June 17, 2022, 10:01 a.m.

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//Talking about grades for FOT Kaluta: You would have to work very hard to get a bad grade in my class Diego: Fortunately I don't work hard, so I'm in the clear Kaluta: Oh, shut up