#7238

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Feb. 16, 2018, 1:55 p.m.

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//Stat pd7 Stein: ... So in this case, we're able to explain 43% of the error! Schwartz: If you can explain 43%, MCPS will give you a 50.

#7050

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Dec. 16, 2017, 5:31 p.m.

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//what the board in Schwartz's room says Board: Fair game for Functions Thursday Quiz: *some trig and algebra concepts* and triple integrals Ishaan: Woah I just got trolled by Mr. Schwartz. My life has just reached a low point.

#7049

35

Dec. 15, 2017, 4:55 p.m.

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//Avik has been talking incessantly while Schwartz was explaining the "100 blue/brown-eyed people on an island" problem Schwartz: There is the Oracle, who has green eyes. The Oracle can only say one thing to everybody else. Haydn: *Pretending to be the Oracle* Hey!

#7005

59

Dec. 4, 2017, 9:37 a.m.

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Schwartz: If you drop a baby, bad things will happen. If you drop a teenager, meh.

#7003

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Dec. 3, 2017, 3:18 p.m.

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//getting frustrated because Izzee refuses to hit the volleyball with force Mr. Charles: Who's your math teacher? Giles? Izzee: Schwartz. Mr. Charles: Okay. Imagine that this ball is Mr. Schwartz. He's giving you bad grades! Hit him! Izzee: I can't do that! Mr. Schwartz is great! Mr. Charles: Okay then. Imagine that this ball is me. Now hit it! //Izzee smiles and complies forcefully

#6968

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Nov. 21, 2017, 10:02 a.m.

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//getting excited about a theorem Schwartz (energetically): Are you ready?! Arthur: No. I'm Arthur Schwartz (chuckling): Oh, you're going to make a great dad someday.

#6965

111

Nov. 20, 2017, 10:13 p.m.

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//Picking people to prove various facts Schwartz: Someone pick a number! Ryan: 7 Schwartz: Someone pick a number! Kevin: 7 Schwartz: You two go up! //Ryan and Kevin go up and start writing on the whiteboard

#6932

35

Nov. 14, 2017, 10:27 p.m.

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//Analysis II pd 8, students are doing practice problems //As some students are doing problems and others are DoINg PrObLEmS, people talk more //crescendo //CRESCENDO Schwartz: Hey!! //fp Schwartz: You guys are too happy to be doing math, so be quieter. Here, do these annoying math problems (it's good for you)

#6923

99

Nov. 13, 2017, 4:33 p.m.

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//Talking about a theorem that connects the limit of a continuous function and the limit of a sequence Schwartz: What should we call this theorem? Ben: Theorem McTheoremFace! //Schwartz writes this on the board

#6883

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Nov. 1, 2017, 10:09 a.m.

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Schwartz: If all your friends are jumping off a bridge, would you do it too? Class: No! Schwartz: Well, I would!