#6663

55

Sept. 26, 2017, 9:26 p.m.

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Schwartz: You can't spontaneously generate cars. Well, I shouldn't demotivate my students. I can't spontaneously generate cars, but you guys can do anything you believe.

#6628

13

Sept. 20, 2017, 10:47 p.m.

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//Everest raises his hand; Mr. Schwartz calls on him Everest: Hi. Schwartz: Hello?

#6568

88

Sept. 8, 2017, 4:45 p.m.

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Schwartz: Usually when there's a steam sale, I put a list of the games I play on edline

#6516

57

June 12, 2017, midnight

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Avik: Lol the 121% error for our scale. Well we had a good concept Avik: (nope)

#6505

1012

June 7, 2017, 10:58 p.m.

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//"Learning about Pascal's Wager" Schwartz: When you go home and your parents ask you: What did you learn in school today? To believe in God! Schwartz: No don't get me fired.

#6419

88

May 8, 2017, 9:58 p.m.

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//Wallops 2017 //Schwartz gives Telon duct tape Paul: rule one of wallops: if a student asks for duct tape, you ask what for.

#6389

46

April 22, 2017, 7:13 p.m.

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//At Wallops, there is a meeting in Schwartz and Paul's suite Schwartz: Everybody who is not supposed to be in this dorm, please get out of this suite! Mr. Rose, get out of this suite!

#6332

77

March 21, 2017, 11:03 a.m.

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Steven: Real men do real analysis.

#6259

99

Feb. 24, 2017, 8:05 p.m.

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// Schwartz is explaining conservative vector fields, and joking about the word "conservative" Schwartz: I'm going to stop now before I get fired.

#6247

44

Feb. 16, 2017, 6:53 p.m.

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Schwartz: It's horrible, it's terrible, it's... multivariable!