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#10714

1313

June 16, 2022, 5:46 p.m.

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//Jeremy walks in late, prank-taps Kaluta on the shoulder from behind //Kaluta gets up and looks behind him, sees Jeremy, steps out of the way //Jeremy walks by to his destination //Kaluta slaps Jeremy on the head

#10704

1111

June 15, 2022, 11:17 a.m.

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Isak: Mr. Kaluta have a nice day! Kaluta: I’m trying.

#10699

1016

June 14, 2022, 4:19 p.m.

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Kaluta: Blairbash, are you getting this? ... Say that again as a full sentence. Henry: I left the flag at home on my kitchen table.

#10604

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May 23, 2022, 6 p.m.

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//Kaluta visits Street's classroom where Analysis 1B is doing Calc R&E Kaluta: There's a limit to how much calculus you can do in a day. Schwartz: That joke sounds very derivative.

#10602

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May 23, 2022, 3:17 p.m.

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Kaluta: If you’re going to do something stupid, make sure someone records it. Kaluta: That way it’s worth it. Andy: So it goes viral? Kaluta: It’s more bacterial.

#10587

-614

May 18, 2022, 4:45 p.m.

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Kaluta: Blairbash that.

#10584

812

May 18, 2022, 1:57 p.m.

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// After school in FOT Jason (holding thermometer): Degrees or radians? Kaluta: HA-HA-HA-HA Jason: No, I meant the other thing

He was talking about the angle of the sun, apparently, with the thermometer in his hand, for some reason

fot, jason, kaluta

#10570

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May 12, 2022, 5:05 p.m.

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Kaluta: So there was an incident. Then there was a lawsuit. Kaluta: Long story short, three years later, someone ended up paying for me to get my nose fixed by the best plastic surgeon in the world all the way in Hollywood. Kaluta: Now, I was sitting in the waiting room, wondering, "Could this guy really be the best plastic surgeon in the world?" when Leonardo DiCaprio walked in for botox. Kaluta: I bet you want to see my nose, right? // Class agrees Kaluta: Well, I'm not gonna show it to you.

#10509

2424

April 28, 2022, 9:51 a.m.

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// Street walks into fot Street: It’s a den of scum and villainy. Street: I mean Mr. Kaluta’s class.

#10444

1515

April 20, 2022, 10:18 a.m.

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// Sean is talking about how conductors hate him Kaluta: You wanna know why the conductors hate you? Kaluta: Because you're not working on mission possible!