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#7179

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Feb. 1, 2018, 5:34 p.m.

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Pham: Once they tell me street food make you disease. But I don't care! I just eat it!

#7178

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Feb. 1, 2018, 5:34 p.m.

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Pham: Asian people have parasite in vegetable. So they don't eat raw vegetable. They just stir-fry it to death.

#7174

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Jan. 31, 2018, 5:55 p.m.

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Pham: When you in 11 or 12th grade, you ask girl for prom date. And she saying no. Student: Why?! Pham: How many girls there are in this class? Student: 7 Pham: How many students there are in this class? Student: 31

#7173

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Jan. 31, 2018, 5:33 p.m.

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pham: who here not have cellphone? //2 raised hands pham: you losers! no jk you ok

#7163

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Jan. 29, 2018, 8:25 p.m.

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Pham: You know Wootton? Lot of asian kid? //class nods Pham: There be nickname for Wootton. Student: Wonton! Pham: Yes, that right. *laughs* You said it, not me.

#7162

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Jan. 29, 2018, 8:22 p.m.

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Pham: Why you come to Blair? Svetlana: Well, I really like the logic of math and computer science and *gets off by Pham* Pham: What? Wrong answer! You not understanding my question?! //class blinks Pham: You come to Blair to do SRP and get into college!!! Not fo' the learning!

#7160

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Jan. 29, 2018, 11:11 a.m.

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//Achem, talking about why not to major in chemistry. Pham: I was alone in that room. Each person has a separate room to work in. I was so lonely, I buy guinea pigs, have them run in a wheel, and I talk to them!

When he first mentioned guinea pigs, I thought he bought students to perform experiments on. But this is better.

achem, pham

#7147

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Jan. 24, 2018, 8:06 a.m.

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// Bunday is subbing for Poli Stat when Pham walks in Bunday: Mr. Pham, do you have a pass to get here? Pham: Yeah. I have pass everywhere!

#7141

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Jan. 22, 2018, 12:57 p.m.

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//Pchem, see #7139. PHam discusses how the upperclassmen must be chaperones because there aren't enough teachers. Wensen: Mr. Pham, if I become a chaperone for 10 students, and I bring back 9, do I still get an A?

#7139

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Jan. 22, 2018, 10:01 a.m.

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//pd 4 pchem Pham: You all go chaperone my field trip to science conference in April. This because last time I lost the students, so you watch over them. Maggie: YOU LOST THE STUDENTS?? Pham: I only lose 12! Maggie: You actually lost twelve students?! Pham: They don’t know how to use metro, they get lost and their parents pick them up!