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#8968
1313
⚐ ReportStreet: We'll make fun of you for not being a big nerd Street: But it's okay; we'll help you
#8943
511
⚐ Report// student shows work to street Street: That looks pretty good! Street: Jeez ... I was planning to fail you, [Student], but you might mess that all up!
#8937
26
⚐ ReportStreet: So it's just more proof that Mr. Street is ancient. Street: When I was in school, we had to do our work on stone tablets. Student: Learned to write in cuneiform? Street: Yeah. Hieroglyphics.
#8936
513
⚐ ReportStreet: That's a great perspective on [Student]'s camera: he always looks very tall and imposing. Student: I'm sorry; I drank way too much milk as a child.
#8925
-210
⚐ ReportStreet: But you know, I am happy to make those sacrifices for my students Street: Especially for [Student] Street: Especially for your benefit, [Student] // later, taking attendance Street: [Student] ... //student shakes head Street: You keep denying it, but the evidence is clear
#8924
1616
⚐ ReportStreet: I'm not a Magnet student, but I'm *around* Magnet students, so some of their smarts rub off on me
#8908
06
⚐ ReportStreet: [Student], I really want you to conserve your energy //a few more sentences Street: I really want you to sit back and conserve your energy, because ... life is hard sometimes
#8901
1515
⚐ ReportStreet: That was me. I felt strange, uncoordinated, and dorky on the dance floor. //few sentences later Street: Guess what? I'm still not good at dancing! This is not surprising.
#8886
1717
⚐ ReportStreet: Make your checks out to Mr. Street's Caribbean Vacation Fund, and then I might change your grade based on how much you give Street: That's a joke Street: Don't go telling your parents I'm trying to get bribes