#5683

22

Dec. 7, 2015, 7:51 a.m.

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//Whitacre talking to Fausto. Fausto has a copy of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest on his desk. Whitacre: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest: perhaps an autobiography.

#5676

22

Dec. 3, 2015, 7:55 a.m.

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//people had issues with taking the correctly numbered Chromebook Whitacre: Can you count? Can you read numbers? We have to get to the root of the problem.

#5675

33

Dec. 3, 2015, 7:53 a.m.

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Fausto: Excuse me, what do we do for- Whitacre: Why are you speaking again?

#5486

11

May 13, 2015, 9:53 a.m.

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Kiyoon: "so... there are thousands of varieties of potatoes AND thousands of ways to cook them... does that mean they will take over the world one day?" Whitacre: "It already has. It's called McDonalds."

#5474

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April 29, 2015, 5:32 p.m.

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Teddy: If you can't breathe you can't fail me!

#5354

66

Jan. 12, 2015, 10:22 p.m.

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//It is the end of the semester in Comp religion and the last day of class Ben Holland: Mr. Whitacre, I just wanted to say thank you so much for teaching this class, I feel like we all got a lot out of it. Whitacre: ehhh... //Whitacre turns around and starts to walk away, but then spins around and attempts to kick Ben Holland in the face.

#5324

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Dec. 17, 2014, 10:05 a.m.

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//After finishing movie about British archeologist running away from French police in Comp Religion Ben Hollad: I wish the French guy won! Whitacre: Don't ever say that in here! Never use the word "French" and any derivation of the word "win" in the same sentence. They just don't go together...like 2 magnets with the same pole. Bzzzt bzzzt, no it just doesn't work.

#5313

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Dec. 12, 2014, 1:01 a.m.

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//Whitacre goes around the room asking each person how they are doing Whitacre: *Points at Ben Holland* How are you? Ben Holland: I think that you're doing this as some sort of teaching lesson. Like, you don't normally do this. At the end of this, you're probably going to be like "Well, you all thought about yourselves first, but the BUDDHISTS would have thought about their surroundings, the people around them, etc." Whitacre: You take this class way to seriously...*Goes onto next person*

#5299

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Dec. 9, 2014, 10:46 a.m.

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//Discussing cartoons in Comp Religion Whitacre: If you think hard enough using you slightly older brains, you will see that most cartoons contain blatant drug references. Take Scooby-Doo for example: Scooby will do ANYTHING for Scooby-Snacks. You know what we call that now days? A drug addict. And come on, Shaggy just sounds like a pothead name. The van doesn't help either...

#5298

88

Dec. 9, 2014, 10:43 a.m.

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//Student enters late into Comp Religion and hands Whitacre a pass Whitacre: Why are you late? Student: I was sleeping... Whitacre: Then why did you wake up?? You should've just kept on sleeping. It's your body's way of telling you something. It's like, I tried today, I couldn't do it...I'll try again in 24 hours!