#1414

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Jan. 28, 2010, 5:25 p.m.

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Student A: What's garlic salt, Mr. Pham? Pham: Garlic salt, is garlic salt!? You don't know garlic salt? The stuff you put in pizza? You know garlic salt? Student A: No... Student B: Isn't that garlic powder? Pham: No, garlic powder is garlic powder not garlic salt! Garlic salt is the thing you put in pizza! You guys no go to Italian place!? Oh never mind, you Asian. You don't go to no Italian place, all you eat is rice and noodle!

#1389

1010

Jan. 22, 2010, 7:40 a.m.

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//sees three sysops in school on a no-school day Pham: What you doing? Eric: Fixing Binx. Pham: It take that many Magnet student to fix the Bink? Why it take half my classes to fix the Bink?

#1340

02

Jan. 15, 2010, 9:23 a.m.

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Pham: Chenyu and Vikas! You guy both missing a ton-load of stuff!

#1334

33

Jan. 15, 2010, 8:47 a.m.

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//during the linear algebra exam Pham: The moment I put in obligation, I forget to taking it off. //five minutes later Pham: The moment I put in obligation, some of you know me by now. Jacob: You forget to taking it off? Pham: No, I never taking it off! You make sure you have money to bring to Ms. Franklin!

#1333

66

Jan. 15, 2010, 8:46 a.m.

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//during the linear algebra final exam Pham: In this class, it extremely to get an A. And it extremely to get an E, too. There only two grade in my gradebook, that the problem.

#1327

33

Jan. 15, 2010, 8:36 a.m.

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//the class period before the three-day snow vacation Pham: Make sure you have file on flo-- flash drive. Jacob: Because there might not be school next week? Pham: I didn't saying that! Hurwitz saying that, not me!

#1326

99

Jan. 15, 2010, 8:35 a.m.

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Pham: Santa, you not supposed to go that way. You supposed to go through roof.

#1323

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:29 a.m.

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//during the linear algebra exam Pham: (to a student) You not need watch Mario's presentation. (to Angela) But you do! Angela: What? Pham: I telling you, you have to! Angela: Mario said he's doing it at science bowl practice. Pham: Yes. Angela: I have a dentist appointment. Pham: (in a malicious tone) Oh, I can take care of your teeth. //the whole class laughs Pham: What? You know I got into dental school?

#1315

1717

Jan. 13, 2010, 4:57 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: You need to be having algebra skill! ...Right Alex? Briese: Yeah, but you need arithmetic skills (holds up test on which Mr. Pham has incorrectly summed the total number of correct points) Mr Pham: (pauses for 10 seconds) Yahh!

#1314

66

Jan. 13, 2010, 4:33 p.m.

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Pham: If you just write zero down as the answer to limit problem, I make sure that it becomes your grade.