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#10150
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⚐ Report// Duval shows her hair while its down Duval: I have hair. Class: *Erupts in applause*
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⚐ Report// Andy and Jerry are t-posing, trying to assert dominance over each other Duval: Are you guys crossing over?
#10099
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⚐ Report// Explaining meiosis with action figures Duval: Did you ever pop off the heads and switch the bodies? Duval: I mean I sure did. Duval: Come on it's normal! // Later Duval: Suppose the two Jerries decided to give each other really tight hugs. Duval: And then while they're hugging, they swap arms! // Jerry Song runs into the lab, Andy follows him and comes out of the lab carrying Jerry over his shoulder
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⚐ Report// learning stages of mitosis Jerry: So is it IPMAT? Duval: sure. Ace: Wait, could you also say IPMATC? Duval: Yeah, you could show people. IPMAT, C? // wave of regret Jerry: Do you PMAT too?
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⚐ Report// Delaney walks in, everybody starts clapping // Clapping dies out Duval: He's still in here, what is wrong with you guys? // Everyone claps again Duval: So what're you guys -- Everyone: *claps* Duval: What are you -- Everyone: *claps again*
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⚐ Report// Petting Duval's chicks Johnny: Why is she chirping? Jerry Song: It wants to be decapitated and removed from this world. Jerry: It also wants to be groomed.
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⚐ Report//In 7th period Bio, talking about reproduction Michael W: So humans are always slowly regenerating their limbs right? Duval: What? I don't think any mammals are capable of regeneration. // Michael turns to me Michael W: That's crazy, I thought If I lost my arm it would just grow back Michael W: I hurt my leg playing volleyball, I thought worse case I could just grow back a new one.....
#10047
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⚐ ReportDuval: What is this? Class: The cell cycle! Duval: You guys are so literate! // Later Duval: I pee on the mat, cell cycle! Duval: The mat you pee on, mitosis! // Later Ace: Are you a cat? Duval: Pretty sure I'm a person.
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⚐ Report// Talking about who has broken a bone Duval: And you didn't feel any pain? Jerry Jing: Yeah I guess... Duval: Awesome! Duval: Gross, but awesome!
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: DNA beads? Please give me DNA beads to eat. Duval: ...they're plastic. // Later Jerry: I was pogging in 9th grade!