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#10150

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March 4, 2022, 1:10 p.m.

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// Duval shows her hair while its down Duval: I have hair. Class: *Erupts in applause*

#10100

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Feb. 28, 2022, 2:27 p.m.

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// Andy and Jerry are t-posing, trying to assert dominance over each other Duval: Are you guys crossing over?

#10099

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Feb. 28, 2022, 2:21 p.m.

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// Explaining meiosis with action figures Duval: Did you ever pop off the heads and switch the bodies? Duval: I mean I sure did. Duval: Come on it's normal! // Later Duval: Suppose the two Jerries decided to give each other really tight hugs. Duval: And then while they're hugging, they swap arms! // Jerry Song runs into the lab, Andy follows him and comes out of the lab carrying Jerry over his shoulder

#10070

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Feb. 24, 2022, 1:14 p.m.

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// learning stages of mitosis Jerry: So is it IPMAT? Duval: sure. Ace: Wait, could you also say IPMATC? Duval: Yeah, you could show people. IPMAT, C? // wave of regret Jerry: Do you PMAT too?

#10069

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Feb. 24, 2022, 1:06 p.m.

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// Delaney walks in, everybody starts clapping // Clapping dies out Duval: He's still in here, what is wrong with you guys? // Everyone claps again Duval: So what're you guys -- Everyone: *claps* Duval: What are you -- Everyone: *claps again*

#10049

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Feb. 22, 2022, 2:02 p.m.

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// Petting Duval's chicks Johnny: Why is she chirping? Jerry Song: It wants to be decapitated and removed from this world. Jerry: It also wants to be groomed.

#10048

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Feb. 22, 2022, 1:53 p.m.

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//In 7th period Bio, talking about reproduction Michael W: So humans are always slowly regenerating their limbs right? Duval: What? I don't think any mammals are capable of regeneration. // Michael turns to me Michael W: That's crazy, I thought If I lost my arm it would just grow back Michael W: I hurt my leg playing volleyball, I thought worse case I could just grow back a new one.....

#10047

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Feb. 22, 2022, 1:35 p.m.

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Duval: What is this? Class: The cell cycle! Duval: You guys are so literate! // Later Duval: I pee on the mat, cell cycle! Duval: The mat you pee on, mitosis! // Later Ace: Are you a cat? Duval: Pretty sure I'm a person.

#10046

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Feb. 22, 2022, 1:21 p.m.

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// Talking about who has broken a bone Duval: And you didn't feel any pain? Jerry Jing: Yeah I guess... Duval: Awesome! Duval: Gross, but awesome!

#10045

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Feb. 22, 2022, 1:15 p.m.

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Jerry Song: DNA beads? Please give me DNA beads to eat. Duval: ...they're plastic. // Later Jerry: I was pogging in 9th grade!