#4041

22

March 16, 2012, 1:30 a.m.

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Mr. Ostrander: I can't believe there's someone stupider at cards than Chunwoo.

#4040

33

March 16, 2012, 1:29 a.m.

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Mr. Ostrander: Do you think I'm above lying? Chunwoo, you're beautiful.

#3914

3133

Jan. 25, 2012, 9:01 p.m.

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//Ostrander walks into Software Design to take Freddy out for becoming an Intel Finalist. Ostrander: Can I steal the sexiest man alive?

#3913

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Jan. 25, 2012, 8:58 p.m.

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//Ostrander walks in to MathPhys to take Freddy out for becoming an Intel Finalist. Schafer: But you're robbing him of a learning experience! Ostrander: He doesn't need to learn anymore.

#3592

1416

Sept. 21, 2011, 8:29 p.m.

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// Ostrander was subbing 2nd period Phys Chem until Pham arrived. When Pham arrives: Pham: Alright guys. I go over chemical bonding today. Ostrander: Oh don't worry. I already taught them chemical bonding. When a chemical walks by another chemical, he goes, "Hey, that chemical is kind of cute," and they bond. That kind of chemical bonding?

#3541

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Sept. 12, 2011, 4:51 p.m.

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// Ittai runs in late to Study Hall after Pham takes attendance Ittai: Mr. Pham, I'm here. I was taking a piss. Pham: [shakes his head] // Sid and Ostrander walk in Ostrander: These two are tardy unexcused cause you know why? They were heading in the other direction with a girl. Students: Blown! // Ittai and Sid talk Ostrander: And now they're arguing over the girl.

#3526

8591

Sept. 8, 2011, 4:26 p.m.

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// Ostrander is subbing in during 2nd Period Phys Chem until Pham arrives Viju: [walks in] Whoa! Mr. Pham, you dyed your hair! And changed skin complexion! Ostrander: I believe you mean I've gotten sexier.

#3361

22

May 13, 2011, 1:46 p.m.

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//Thomas walks in thermo with donuts Ostrander: Did you bring enough for everyone? Thomas: No... Ostrander: Why don't you? There's a rule where if you want to have donuts you must have enough for your teachers!

#3356

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May 12, 2011, 1 p.m.

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// While proctoring the World AP Ostrander: We'll begin in just a moment. At this time, if you have a study guide on your table -- which I see many of you do -- please put it away. You know, I should just print study guides out. I would charge a dollar less for them than everybody else.

#3355

1717

May 12, 2011, 12:52 p.m.

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// While proctoring the World AP and people were being disruptive outside Ostrander: Tony, please close the door. // Everyone looks around in confusion Alice: Austin, I think he means you. Austin: Uhhh... Ostrander: Ah, why am I referring to Austin as Tony? Austin: I thought you said honey, so I thought you were talking to her. (points at Sylvia) Ostrander: Well from now on, Austin will be referred to as honey. How are you doing, honey?