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⚐ ReportLooking at Art of Physics projects: Schafer: ...Is that a battle axe? Evan: No, it's a selfie stick. Schafer: ... Schafer: So, lemme get this straight. In the first image, there is a happy couple in a car taking selfies with a selfie stick. Then in the second image, the car is accelerating away into a glorious sunset, this time with only one person in it, and the other person running behind. Evan: Yep Schafer: So is the person running behind swinging a battle axe? Evan: No. It's a selfie stick.
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⚐ ReportBracklinn: This assignment was just picking the right subject and then liberal application of wikihow
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⚐ ReportTalking about one dimensional motion Schafer: You could be going in a negative direction with negative acceleration and you would be speeding up. //applause //Alan dabs Schafer: ...Did you just dab? //Alan nods Schafer: That was not dab-worthy. //laughter
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⚐ Report//In AP physics doing a tough problem Raymond Guo: This just isn't working out. Mateo Elezi: What. Raymond Guo: My life.
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⚐ Report//Discussing metric prefixes in freshman physics block B Schafer: You can remember the metric prefixes like each generation of iPods. iPod nano... Student 1: iPod micro... Student 2: iPod pico... Schafer: iPod Planck Length.
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⚐ ReportNeil (reading a physics problem): Spider-man has just bought a home physics kit. People start insulting Spider-man. Neil: Hey, let Spider-man be! Evan G: Let Spider-man pee? What? But come to think of it, how does Spider-man pee during a high speed chase? His suit doesn't have a fly! The only thing I can imagine is him peeing on all the people below and making them think it was raining. But that doesn't seem fair. Davis (From across the room, no warning): It's absorbant! //Whole class dissolves into laughter
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⚐ Report//Block D Physics Davis: I need someone really strong for this demonstration. Class: Hersh! Lucinda: You should drink more milk Hersh: I'm lactose intolerant!
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⚐ Report//After already having a quiz/test lecture from Piper... Davis: So, if anyone asks the question, "What was on the test?" you will answer...? Class: COMPUTER SCIENCE!!!