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⚐ Report//PTC Paper in Biology Andrea: (Nonchalant) Hmm. This tastes horrible. *shrugs* Shubham: AH, GOD. That's HORRIBLE! William: Eh, not the worst. *keeps in mouth* //Matthew, Ishaan, Rahul, and Dallas step up. Dallas doubles over. The rest have no reaction. Ishaan: It's just paper. Calvin: URGGHH *runs to the trash can* Jared: It tastes like burnt chicken. Megan: IT TASTES LIKE CACTUS! Student: ...How do you know what cactus tastes like?
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⚐ Report//While playing Taboo, trying to describe the word "steroids" Aanchal: It's a lipid with four carbon rings!
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⚐ Report//While going over a biology quiz Bosse: You had to T-H-I-N-K Alec: What the hell is T-H-I-N-K??
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⚐ Report//Adrianne and group are presenting Ad Slogan project Adarsh: So, are you like, serving the frosties melted? Adrianne: No, no- Adarsh: What?! Then, you should be serving them with a spoon! Adrianne: Umm...no. Adarsh: This is unacceptable! I eat my frosties with a spoon! //class proceed to argue on how slogan for frosties should be interpreted for next 20 minutes
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⚐ Report//image of an electron microscope with false coloring Schafer: I want you all to note that unfortunately, this is NOT what cells look like. Ruggieri: Wait, what do you mean? Schafer: All those colors! That's what turned me off to biology - I saw all those colored cells in the textbook, and then when I went and looked at them it was all boring!
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⚐ Report//offering a high-level survey of the biological sciences Pham: You eat food, absorb energy, cell grow, that's what it is.