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#10280

-414

March 16, 2022, 12:33 p.m.

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// Kaluta is drawing power outlets Jerry Song: Blue pill and a red pill. Michael Wang: I like pills. // Later, we are measuring voltage with test probes Jerry Jing: Stick it in deeper!

#10279

68

March 16, 2022, 12:28 p.m.

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// Collection of Kaluta quotes from FOT today "So you hold the plastic ends and jam them in there" "I didn't tell people, so somebody died." *Class laughs* "Now you laughed, that's sick." "You know when they get hot, they get a little longer and sag." "I'm not getting killed or shocked but I am getting buzzed"

not related to chaotic anthology or its creator

fot, kaluta

#10271

1111

March 15, 2022, 5:48 p.m.

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//about to measure AC voltage, >100V Jeremy: What if I blow up? Kaluta: You won't, because you're smart enough to know you shouldn't touch the metal probes. Kaluta: But it would serve to decrease the surplus population.

#10261

1111

March 14, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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//students just measured/calculated horsepower of their own bodies Kaluta: What's your horsepower? Jacen: 0.67 Kaluta: That's a reasonable number! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#10256

66

March 14, 2022, 10:16 a.m.

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Kaluta: So here we have 50 lamps in series… Mark: This is a moth’s wet dream!

#10208

1214

March 8, 2022, 5:45 p.m.

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//going over common mistakes in calculations Kaluta: Mostly, this happens because you're not thinking carefully, and you're busy playing Wordle or something.

#10190

1111

March 7, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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Kaluta: Newton dabbled in the occult, which was probably easier in the 1600s.

#10189

66

March 7, 2022, 4:25 p.m.

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Kaluta: Now, somebody brilliant -- probably named Kaluta -- said, "let's make them round, and paint the colours."

#10153

1111

March 4, 2022, 1:47 p.m.

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Kaluta: There was this student I had in my first year teaching and his name was... // Turns to Jerry Jing Kaluta: What's your name? Jerry: Jerry... Kaluta: Jerry! So Jerry decided to climb out of the window to prove that there was another exit. // End of class Kaluta: Everyone today was great today, except for you Jerry.

#10143

37

March 3, 2022, 4:03 p.m.

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//bringing out bigger lightbulbs Kaluta: It's big-boy Christmas time!