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#10280
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⚐ Report// Kaluta is drawing power outlets Jerry Song: Blue pill and a red pill. Michael Wang: I like pills. // Later, we are measuring voltage with test probes Jerry Jing: Stick it in deeper!
#10279
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⚐ Report// Collection of Kaluta quotes from FOT today "So you hold the plastic ends and jam them in there" "I didn't tell people, so somebody died." *Class laughs* "Now you laughed, that's sick." "You know when they get hot, they get a little longer and sag." "I'm not getting killed or shocked but I am getting buzzed"
#10271
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⚐ Report//about to measure AC voltage, >100V Jeremy: What if I blow up? Kaluta: You won't, because you're smart enough to know you shouldn't touch the metal probes. Kaluta: But it would serve to decrease the surplus population.
#10261
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⚐ Report//students just measured/calculated horsepower of their own bodies Kaluta: What's your horsepower? Jacen: 0.67 Kaluta: That's a reasonable number! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause
#10208
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⚐ Report//going over common mistakes in calculations Kaluta: Mostly, this happens because you're not thinking carefully, and you're busy playing Wordle or something.
#10189
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⚐ ReportKaluta: Now, somebody brilliant -- probably named Kaluta -- said, "let's make them round, and paint the colours."
#10153
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⚐ ReportKaluta: There was this student I had in my first year teaching and his name was... // Turns to Jerry Jing Kaluta: What's your name? Jerry: Jerry... Kaluta: Jerry! So Jerry decided to climb out of the window to prove that there was another exit. // End of class Kaluta: Everyone today was great today, except for you Jerry.