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#4080
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⚐ Report//Discussing Clinton v. NY Swaney: What is this case about? I'll give you a hint: What did Clinton enjoy for two years? And the answer is not Monica Lewinsky.
#4079
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⚐ Report//Discussing landmark case for supreme court. Max: My favorite case is Mapp v. Ohio. //Max is doing Miller v. California Max: Oh, I'll do this one. Swaney: Yeah, you sure like the porn ones. //On Ashcroft v. ACLU Patrick: Max should be doing this one. Max: Nah, child porn is not cool. Swaney: Is it because you're a child now? Patrick: Mr. Swaney that carries some unfortunate implications about Max when he is an adult.
#4012
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⚐ Report//Going through bureaucracy chapter in NSL random girl walks in Girl: Anybody got a pencil? //Everyone stops what they're doing and stares at her for a good 15 seconds Girl: Sorry. //She leaves and class resumes
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⚐ Report//Student comes in during Pd. 6 NSL Student: Mr. Swaney, I have the stuff. Swaney: Don't talk about drugs in school!
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⚐ Report//grading AP NSL essays on the AP scale of 6 Student: Can I subtract points based on grammar and mechanics? Patrick Shan: BAD GRAMMAR! 20 points! Jamie: Grading it ROSE style!
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⚐ Report//AP NSL, talking about a plan to get rid of snakehead fish by dumping a bunch of salt in the Chesapeake Bay watershed Grossman: Now, who do you guys think might be opposed to this plan? Eva: People with common sense?
#3443
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⚐ Report//In Swaney's class talking about American foreign policy Xixi: America is like a horny teenager. Always touching where she shouldn't be touching.
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⚐ Report//Preparing for a mock trial in AP NSL Grossman: Now, communication skills are a huge factor in determining the success of your case. Remember to make a connection: really look into the judges' eyes, speak slowly... Eva: So you're like, seducing the judges?
#3109
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⚐ Report//Going over question about the worst president. Option D was Ronald Reagan. Grossman: The correct answer to that one was B, Warren G. Harding. If you put D... You probably grew up in Takoma Park.
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⚐ ReportThurman: So, have any of you guys seen Dick? [Student], you've seen Dick right? Student: Oh yeah! I liked it! Thurman: Have any of you girls seen Dick? Class: [awkwardness/laughter] Thurman: It's really funny! Dick is great.